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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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things wasting away in my drafts [16/?]
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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well yes!
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a musical based on a movie based on a book.
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THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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I love this
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"
Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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reblog to explode a landlord
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layserwulf · 6 months ago
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The delightful thing about Tumblr is that there's such a wide range of the kind of lives people are living, and they'll all update the mundane of their lives. Someone's worst rock bottom looks nowhere as bad as someone's best day ever, and sometimes you're just baffled. You could scroll past a post saying
Found a pistachio on the floor. No idea how long it's been there. Didn't eat it. #selfimprovement
And you're like alright yeah good for you. Glad that you're no longer doing. whatever it was that you were doing before.
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