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“twice? beaten by an object, twice! i’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste is… is this my blood? i’ve never known such– such… relief? i– i need some time to think… we will meet again, machine.” gayest shit i’ve ever heard ever
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


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dude.
#despite being a twin I only had 3 wisdom teeth while my twin had 4#and the veins in my arms are apparently way deeper in my skin than they’re supposed to#which makes it harder to donate blood but I still make it work
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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(options include all shades of said color)
#weirdly enough. blue#I’m a huge orange/yellow guy#very warm in general#I’d even wear purples or light sky blues or TEALLLLL I love teal#but Blue? Deep Royal Blue? I hate it. I never wear it ever#and the evil version of me would also I think be very like. cold and blue
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Adopting a metafictional framing device whereby the narrative is periodically interrupted by found-document-style transcripts of interviews with selected major characters, in such a way that it takes you several chapters to realise I'm doing the literary fiction equivalent of a fanfic author talking to the characters in the chapter notes.
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i simply don't think nonbinary people should have to see having our gender/s respected and acknowledged as a luxury. i think it's frankly sickening that that's the state of things tbh.
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When i get them im calling them Tofu and Marshmallow
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it's in your blood when you can't bear these heavy thoughts again
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"So you DON'T want to be bullied. […] Then why do you come to public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bow tie?"
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just a quiet evening
#shit you’d see in a museum named ‘The Smoker’s Bridge’ and leave you desolate#I mean this in the most genuinely appreciative way possible. I love it
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all this bad blood here / won’t you let it dry?
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I guess hot take but I never understood why Spotify is so popular. Its like, the absolute worst music app of all time. Its hardly even functional. The ads are absurdly long and frequent, searching for songs is a pain in the ass. You have to PAY to skip ahead in the Playlist?
This is absolute hell, why does ANYONE use it? And why has it become the defacto music site? Why is it just something that everyone uses? I literally cant use the fucking thing, It has a worse search function than tumblr! You are better off getting your music in any other way. Even youtube is better. Sheeesh!
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is it..... legal on here for a girl to musclepost? nobody rat me out if so



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it feels like years have passed by in a second. (i still carry the dreams of my past self)
tried out a new painting technique with one of my all-time favorite characters as my subject, and i really enjoyed it! i might draw more in this style, especially now that my summer vacation's officially started. yippie!
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Corner a dog in a dead-end street and it will turn and bite.
(Don’t cry. They expected you to show your belly, not your teeth. They would have killed you, too.)
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