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"i wish will wouldve walked away from hannibal & gotten therapy at the end of the show 🥺" im gonna be as gentle as i can when i tell you this: you are an idiot & perhaps should not be watching the cannibal falls in love tv series

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Hey. Just wanted to apologize for using my mystic eyes on you the other day. It was a callous disregard of your autonomy, and I just want you to know– sorry can you look me in the eye while I’m telling you this

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more devils lesbian lesbian minion

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Inferiority ‘complex’? Yeah, you’re right. I’m probably not smart enough to understand it

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you think YOUR gifted kid trauma was bad? try being locked in a school by an evil bear and forced to kill each othe

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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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Spray-painting "CHEATER" on your own car to convince the ladies that not only have you gotten laid before, but you are actually so attractive that two women wanted to fuck you around the same time.

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Best image

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warm welcome back

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Andrzej "the fashion icon" Kmicic

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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anyone know a good hot word for vampire victims, other than like “victim” or “thrall”?? asking for normal reasons

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Nosferatu comishes :3

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Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden