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Under the Cover of Fog (Magic Story)

I am fairly convinced that “Under the Cover of Fog” is actually THE Dack Fayden origin story, from the point of view of his father. Dack Fayden IS indeed the GREATEST THIEF IN THE MULTIVERSE, and what we know of him as being a native of Fiora is a part of the ruse.

Some considerations: – He STOLE a fruit from another plane and preserved it while Planeswalking! (Somehow) – He got GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR to provide resources for him and his family. – He got GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR to Jedi-mind magic the rest of his family into believing that Lazav is his great-aunt. – We see that he’s descended from many Dimir agents, and thievery runs in the bloodline.

…or that GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR really just has a soft spot for babies and everyone in the story was actually Lazav trying to appease the baby.

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Niv!

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E4 lazav dimir mastermind

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Tiny brain: Lazav is just the leader of the Dimir

Normal brain: Lazav is actually the only Dimir agent

Solar brain: Lazav is every Guild leader

Galaxy Brain: Lazav is ALL OF RAVNICA

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Lazav isn’t a shapeshifter

He just fooled Wizards. Like, look at that :

What kind of shapeshifter appears the same on all the arts we have of him?

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Today’s magic story, summarized

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f o r b i d d e n  b a t h  b o m b

bath bomb too strong

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My new Soul Warden tattoo!

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ counterspells ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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My impression of GRN from what I know of the story so far

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This was our MTGinktober for “Roasted,” starring Koth of the Hey-ohhhh!  I did this one up complete with a few sample roasts, available at this piece’s source link, but you get the idea: you just put goofy oxymoronic text on this and go to town.  Can’t confuse people with an obscure meme reference if it’s so obscure nobody notices it.

Click this post’s Source link for this piece’s Making-Of.

More MTGinktober here.

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Not normal,

Reuxben

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No one schemes like Lazav No one memes like Lazav No one stifles your horrified screams like Lazav