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Ending of Journeys End is so fucked up. No hook. No "next on doctor who!" No titanic crashing into the TARDIS. No comic relief suddenly appearing in her wedding dress. Just the doctor soaking wet because he doesnt care about the rain and staring at nothing

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the doctor (aside from fourteen and fifteen to some degree) strikes me as one of those people who is fully supportive and aware of neurodivergence but is unable to recognise it in themself. and every time someone is like "doctor I think you're audhd" they're like no! no don't be ridiculous. these are just regular time lord quirks we're all very avoidant and high energy and sensitive to sound and rejection and texture and mindbendingly obsessed with one or two specific things. and then it turns out their points of reference for that are the master and the rani

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I just referred to the First Doctor as “fresh off the Asshole Planet.”

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the problem with the first doctor is everyone either remembers him as 1. a misogynistic killjoy or 2. blonde

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I need a nu-who master to meet Jo Grant. I need them to be going feral, only to see Jo Grant and stop immediately, fix themselves up, and say “Hello Ms Grant” like they weren’t just breaking Geneva conventions a minute ago. It would fix me actually

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I feel like the only person who doesn’t want River to come back. I get why people do but man we got the most perfect ending to her story with the doctor, it serves nothing to complicate it further

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Would writing my own Good Ncuti Era be too parasocial or

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I understand the joke being made here but like. no. If the master is fucking lucy in the doctors clothes it’s in front of him to openly mock him. If anything the master would make the doctor wear lucy’s dresses to make him play wife

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The master didn't even originally plan to do THAT in the end of time he just got kidnapped by crazy rich assholes and thought "I have the chance to do the funniest thing"

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Wake up babe, new Doctor Who snog chart just dropped. (insp.)

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trust

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: Doctor Who Ship: Gen (River & Rory) Additional Tags: Secret Identity, Father-Daughter Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Blood Loss, Drabble Wordcount: 100 Summary:

River’s eyes snap open as Rory tries to staunch her blood loss.

River’s eyes snap open as Rory tries to staunch her blood loss. He prepares for her to panic, and for that panic to hurt, badly. When she sees him, she relaxes.

“Dad?” slips from her.

His training kicks in faster than his mouth can move. Keeping his patient calm so that he can save her life is more important than correcting her.

River looks up at him, her expression disoriented by pain. “It’s okay,” Rory reassures, “I’m here.” She nods, trusting someone who can’t be him.

When she realizes what she said later, he’s sure she’ll laugh about her mistake.

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indent

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: Doctor Who Ship: RoryTARDIS Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Female Rory Williams, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Stuck in a Wall, tardisfucking, Drabble Wordcount: 100 Summary:

Rory reaches for a book on the shelf, but the shelf slides into the TARDIS wall.

Prompt:

"Fem Rory getting fucked by the Tardis when she’s alone for prompt Sunday?"

Rory reaches for a book on the shelf, but the shelf slides into the TARDIS wall. "Seriously?" she mutters, reaching in, but it goes deeper until Rory has to climb into a hole after it, wiggling on her stomach to reach her book with growing unease.

The light illuminating the hole disappears. Rory yelps.

Something drags her shirt up. Something latches onto her breasts. Something sucks.

Rory's trapped. The TARDIS prods an unseen thing against her mouth and pushes in over her tongue and more are already touching her ass, pushing under her skirt to fuck both of her holes.

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stain the sky

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: Doctor Who Ship: AmyRory/AmyMaster Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Devotion, Rory Williams is the Master, Drabble, Angst Wordcount: 100 Summary:

The Master confronts the Doctor. Rory wants his wife back.

“If you hurt Amy-“

The Master grabs the Doctor by the shirt collar, hauls him close, to whisper. “If I hurt Amy? When did you plan to tell her that she’s not Amy?” A crack in his self-righteousness.

“Where is my wife?” Rory demands.

“I don’t know,” the Doctor says, “…yet.”

“Was she pregnant?”

“Yes.” The Master lets go, doesn’t want the Doctor to see him reel.

“I’ll burn every star to find her,” he promises. “Stain the universe the same shade as her hair.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Two thousand years, Doctor,” Rory snaps. “You didn’t stay for one.”

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I really am tempted to write a Doctor Who fanfiction called Janitor What where the main premise is (while being a pretty major plot hole himself) another timelord who was friends with The Doctor and The Master when they were young on Gallifrey. Only, instead of running in fear or being driven completely mad when forced to stare into The Untempered Schism, he is compelled to clean time and is captive to this illusion that time doesn't have to be so wibbly or wobbly at all. He sort of works as the timelord who actually does his job. Only issue is that his two best friends have gone absolutely off their rockers and he spends most of his time cleaning up their messes. In other words, The Janitor is who patches up plotholes. How did Pete Tyler know to catch Rose in Doomsday? The Janitor. What ever happened to The Valeyard? The Janitor. How are there no Reapers before or after Father's Day? You can thank The Janitor because that's his daleks baby. And The Janitor always shows up in this shipping crate that says Fragile on the side and he's got a tool belt of bullshit like an Ultraviolet Spanner, a Gammaray Hammer, or the Sub-o-matic plunger. Of course, the even better gimmick of it all is when he lands and is asked who the hell he is. I mean it is the very last place one expects to have hired a janitor. Which always prompts a mind boggled, "Janitor? What?"

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Forever Autumn by Mark Morris

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The Claws of Axos ep.1 - The Doctor’s angry reaction to Mr. Chinn’s xenophobia