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gahahaha, I can't see. It's all in my head. I can't see what others see. I've lost touch with society. I grasp their wrist and feel no pulse. They pull their hand back and walk with the others. I check for my own pulse and yet again feel nothing. When I recreate the world in my own image, it will be empty and barren. No one will want to live in my world, not even myself. Eventually the world will return to the ether and be better used on someone else.

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I'm getting too old for this shit. where the fuck is the. job fandom. the fandom for having a job. the working five days a week community at. the doing what your boss tells you to do... fandom. fandom and community. I can't think of a third term to describe a collection of fans.

what even is the point of culture if it cannot penetrate the work space. If at my job. I talk to zero people for longer than 30 seconds. What's the point of art. What's the point of literary analysis. These things are fucking worthless. When the only thing that matters. Is doing your job.

Deltarune my ass, I gotta make sure the seafood grab & go display is fully stocked up with shrimp and crab cakes. The weekend wow sale is gonna be big so there needs to be as much food as possible out. So the customers can buy it.

I get paid by the hour and have to take a mandatory 30 minute lunch break. What does Homestuck have to say about that? Oh yeah fucking nothing. Thanks human culture for fucking nothing.

Why give a fuck about Homestuck Beyond Canon, when the real issue is that I can't get head at the grocery store. One of these days I'm going to take the knife I use to cut chilean and faroe island salmon with and drive it into my heart.

Just like that french movie, The Piano Teacher. Shoutouts to all cinema for being fucking worthless behind the meat counter. Ashes and Diamonds means fucking donkey dick in the field of weighing up and bagging meat.

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god i'm such a moron it hurts. It's hurts to be this fucking stupid. I crack my skull on the ground and what pours from my skulls isn't blood or chunks of skull but rather fucking deranged posts about god or some shit. this world weights heavy on my fucking shoulders. as if it doesn't weigh heavy. on everyone's shoulders. like everyone in the entire fucking world god why do I say such moronic things.

god damn. I am such a brainlet. No matter what I do I cannot escape my ignorant mind. because my mind is in my head. as in that thing humans need to survive. so basically the world and everyone in it is telling me to kill myself. which is a very good idea. if the brain is corrupt then it must be purged. No wait that only applies to me. If you apply that logic to everyone then your a Fascist. Kill only bad people. I am bad people. I can only speak to myself. Except when it comes to universals like the world being heavy??????

god this is so fucking stupid. why do I do anything. such a shame death will never come for me. I speak little of this, but I am cursed with luck and pluck. We make our own luck. And nobody is lucker than a young upstanding honky with a boy scout attitude and a chipper demeanor. At times. I can bend fate to my will. And it hurts. Because I'm such a bad person. Fate should have killed me by now for my rotten brain. But its my damn skin. Ands masks. That prevent it from doing so.

The mind and body are at war. The mind and body can't decide. The mind and body oppose each other. like the faces of coins. The mind hates the mind. The body hates the body. The mind and body hate each other. Such conflict should result in death. And yet it doesn't. Is my mind writing this or my body. I don't think their is a difference between the mind and the body, that's just some fascist bullshit the american education system made up to justify genocide.

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June's silhouette, the omega kids entering the portal, the end of Act 1- Upon release these things filled me with joy. I was excited. Thrilled. In my mind, it was a signal. All that lame Epilogue shit was over. The clutter has been delt with. No more baggage. The house is empty and will be filled with proper furniture.

But then I put the thought aside. I reread Act 6. And then I realized that Act 6 is the worst thing in the world- a return to classic homestuck.

What I wanted from Homestuck "Beyond Canon" was attempted in Homestuck. It was shit then, and whatever will happen in "Beyond Canon" will be shit too.

I will still be hate-reading it and buying the plushes, for that is the nature of attraction, the true purpose of CANON. It is a magnet. An idea from a cluster isolated and focused on. Like sperm to an egg. CANON is the egg. If there is no CANON, if there is no egg, then nothing will be created. Interest will die. The discussion ends.

So regardless of quality, life is demanded. SEED will reach the EGG. Fans will always return to CANON.

Abraxas is GOD. The master of masters. Abraxas acts and we obey. Abraxas is CANON. Ultimate Authority. We readers, we "fans" will always been to CANON because it is the nature of all humans to seek out and return to ABRAXAS.

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I'm not done with collide yet!!!!!!!!(!) I've had these thoughts in the back of my mind ever since I read the comic but I couldn't articulate it properly...

Why the fuck. Are they all moe and shit. All these mfers look like their either from Charlie Brown and the Peanuts or from some softcore gay porn.

This is the big. VIOLENT. ACTION-PACKED. ENDING. The stakes are like, really high or some shit.

Would it KILL IT for Andrew Hussie to ask for some like, edgy fanart instead? Something that had like, jagged edges. Angry faces.

Descend goes. so. MOTHERFUCKING. hard. Look at it! Go fucking watch it! It's brutal, the music is thumpin and you can FEEL the action. The stakes. Blood is spilling. Shit is getting real!

Oh here's collide.

Wow. It looks like something from the simpsons. Like Bart hitting his dad over the head with a chair. Look at all their bruises. And they're all so squishable and cute, almost like they were drawn for wlw and mlm porn. Also why are the Condesce's tits so small. She's like a billion years old she should be motherfucking BUILT like a BRICK SHITHOUSE. She's not some fuckin MINOR like the rest of the cast, where the fuck are her assets.

Whatever. Point is that Collide SUCKS. It looks like ASS. No offense to the artists but none of you seem to know a thing about COMBAT. ANGER. BLOOD RAGE. FIGHTING. Clearly none of these artists watched RESERVOIR DOGS or PULP FICTION. STAR WARS. CON AIR. ROCKY. ANY FUCKING VIETNAM MOVIE. ANY FUCKING HORROR MOVIE. ANY FUCKING WESTERN OR SAMURI MOVIE. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN.

As always I blame it on Davepeta. For being non-binary of course. Nothing against non-binary people, it's just that Davepeta is a FAKE CHARACTER that I can BLAME for PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE THEY ARE NOT REAL. THEY SHOW UP FOR TWO PAGES. THEY ARE THE FUSION OF TWO WAY COOLER CHARACTERS. AND THEIR NON-BINARY IDENTITY IS KINDA LAME IN THE GRANDER HOMESTUCK STORY. BECAUSE SPRITES ARE THE WORST CHARACTER CONCEPT IN ALL OF HOMESTUCK. NO ONE FUCKING READS HOMESTUCK AND GOES "Hmm I like these sprite characters! Someone should write a story all about sprites being sprites they are so fun to look at" BECAUSE SPRITE ARE FLASHY MONSTERS THAT HAVE NO LEGS.

I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN BECAUSE SPRITES CAN'T. SPRITES DON'T HAVE LEGS AND CHARACTERS WITHOUT LEGS ARE GROSS. THEY DEVIATE FAR TOO MUCH FROM THE SHAPE OF HUMANITIY, AKA GOD'S IMAGE, AND THUS ARE HARD TO LOOK AT.

THERE'S A REASON CENTAURS ARE RAPE MONSTERS, IT'S BECAUSE HUMANS THAT DEVIATE TOO MUCH FROM THE SHAPE OF HUMANITY ARE GROSS AND HARD TO LOOK AT.

SO YOU TAKE THE GROSSNESS OF BEING A NON-HUMAN SHAPE AND COMBINE IT WITH BEING NONBINARY. A NONBINARY FOREVER-13 TEENAGER. WHO MOMENTS BEFORE WAS A DUDE AND SUICIDAL. IS NOW TALKING IN CAT PUNS AND IS FLEXING THEIR FEMININITY. IT'S DUMB AND STUPID. AND A DISSERVICE TO NON-BINARY PEOPLE. BUT WHAT WOULD I NOW SINCE I'M A FUCKING CIS-HET. WE CIS-HETS WEREN'T MEANT TO DABLE IN THE FIELD OF GENDER QUEERNESS. THOSE TWO GROUPS OF PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.

ZERO COMMON GROUND. IT MAKES GETTING ALL DIRTY AND BELIGERENT LIKE THIS AKWARD. BECAUSE IT ALWAYS ENDS UP LOOKING TRANSPHOBIC. WHICH I'M NOT. I'M NOT TRANSPHOBIC IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T LIKE DAVEPETA, THE UNCOOLEST MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS. IT'S ALWAYS "On full alert" WHEN IT COMES TO TALKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS. BECAUSE IT'S ALRIGHT TO ACT ALL MAD AND SHIT, THROW TANTURNS AND INDULGE IN CONIPTION FITS FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT THE MOMENT A MARGINALIZED COMMUNITY GETS INVOLVED I GET ALL "Woah there, don't meant to harm anyone, I'm just having a little hissy fit because I have nothing better to do with my time..." BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY I'M A PATHETIC BOURGEOISIE PIG WHO SLEEPS ON PILES OF CORSPES. WHO DRIVES A CAR OVER OCEANS OF INNOCENT BLOOD. TO WORK MY SHITTY FULL-TIME 14.50 DOLLAR PER HOUR JOB AT A GROCERY STORE. DEATH TO AMERICA. BUT I LIVE IN AMERICA.

Maybe if it was less Nepeta meow-meow girly bullshit and more Davesprite raw testosterone the character would have worked. Or maybe don't even bother with the whole holy hermaphrodite shit. From all the alchemy shit. Rebis. Have Davesprite fuse with another dude. Like Dragon Ball. But it doesn't matter now. Masculinity is bad and femininity is good. Women loving women is serious business but men loving men is a joke because god forbid a man be in the closet. Or not recognize their gay. Or vehemently deny their own homosexuality.

Anyway, brief tangent, but there's nothing more embarrassing then being bisexual. Totally boring. Any kind of fun personal conflict goes out the window by being bisexual. Same goes for polyamory. "oh no I can fuck whoever I want what will I ever do" BORING. "oh no I like being around men more then women" interesting. "I can talk both romantically with women and men" BORING. "I can't talk to women because I'm afraid of making it sexual but I'm not afraid to make it sexual with men" Interesting !!!!!!!!(!)

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the undertale segment in collide is THE most embarrassing thing in the entire comic... Toby Fox. No longer the homestuck guy. He fuckin used Homestuck as a springboard and immortalized himself.

And how does Homestuck respond? Having been used and tossed aside like that? Having had their movements eclipsed from someone on the inside?

They sheepishly stick an unflattering reference in their PENULTIMATE conclusion animation. Undertale took Homestuck's lunch money and stuffed them in a locker and in response Homestuck commits to the humiliation ritual. Pathetic.

It's a shitty segment. It's out of place with the rest of the comic. Undertale has nothing to do with Homestuck outside of Toby Fox. Despite being an Undertale reference it doesn't adhere to Undertale rule at all.

Toby Fox made Andrew Hussie his bitch. Thank god Homestuck is over.

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here's my thesis on the entire elder scrolls FRANCHISE after 35 hours of Morrowind and like 5 hours of trying to watch youtubers talk about elder scrolls lore. I used warlockracy for leviathan but I hold no ill will towards him. I however do hate Elder Scrolls.

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I'm so tired of the freaking ANGLO-SAXON keeping me down. I'm doing my shit. at the meat counter. in the grocery store. At my JOB. AT WORK.

The freaking new boss-man named "the assistant manager" gets on my freaking case about selling product. I say the product sells itself. He says that it is OUR job to sell the product.

Whenever someone gets something, recommend they get something else. If they get four pounds joke about getting FIVE. If they get sausage recommend getting BACON for a COMPLETE BREAKFAST. but don't play it like a sales pitch. MAKE IT A FUCKING JOKE. BE ALL Jovial AND Silly. Customers like it when you're "friendly" to them.

Fuckin' dunk-ass. He really ticks me off. I don't sell stuff. It's not in my nature. And I'm not about to adapt it into my nature. Because I hate my job. Everyone hates their job. But my "assistant manager" is all about that selling shit.

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de-stimga my cock in another man's ass. A man who is not employed. Or my friend.

frequently up to some shit... as in frequently up in my shit. ter. shitter. sticking his cock up my shitter. frequently.

like my ass. Shitter is another term for ass because you shit our your ass.

Look, this man is also. fucking my ass.

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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meowrails backlog

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Doodle caliborn and dirk rapping

these two are in my nightmare blunt rotation tbh

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Do not sawbuck

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i havent posted in forever, whatever, go my scarab

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Half joking post so I don't need the "but Vopar the context here was xyz" "that's not what splitting means" I know already, or "I have BPD it's not like that" I do too and honestly before meds, support and religion this is a lot what it was like for me personally, granted I do also have PPD on top of it as well as a more aggressive subtype of both PDs so my situation was abnormally intense, but anyways