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i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

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We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot

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Azura Deluxe Resort & Spa Hotel, Alania, Turkey

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In Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Pianta carrying mushrooms in Delfino Plaza who finds himself on fire at one point, so that Mario must put out the fire, for which he is awarded a Blue Coin.

However, before this, the Pianta is simply wandering around Delfino Plaza. It is actually possible to receive that Pianta's Blue Coin before he is ever set on fire because the game's code simply looks at whether an NPC has been "rescued" to decide to dispense its associated reward. The oversight here is that "being rescued" is a state that is shared across a fire being doused and the NPC being saved from goop.

As such, it is possible to bring goop to the Pianta by sliding to create goop trails. Whenever he walks over a goop trail, he will sink into it. Saving him from the goop sets the same "rescued" flag that saving him from the fire would have, causing him to give Mario the Blue Coin.

In the end, this creates a humorous scenario where Mario knows he will be rewarded for rescuing an NPC from danger, but does not want to wait for the NPC to get into danger by himself, so he creates the danger just to get the reward ahead of time.

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the greatest minds of our generation are posting on r/meth if anyone cares

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Source: ayumioyabun

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The Onion continues to never miss

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“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man