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(via airplanes)

“These are the days that must happen to you.”

— Walt Whitman

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These are hilarious (@barnabas.and.madeline.the.neos)

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Whiskey makes me a speech giver and vodka me Usain Bolt, but Gin gives me the best of both worlds but the worst of both worlds to my best friends

AadiRaj

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TBH, I did forget the line

Me, trying to rob a bank because I'm on the verge of ending myself due to emotional breakdown, identity crisis, financial crisis, relationship crisis, food crisis, anxiety and depression while hoping there is possibly no other problem:

*Holding a gun*

*under my breath*"Save Me".

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I've read this many times and I still read it like it's the first time.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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Something to keep people going

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meirl

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My college is itself a temporary college which will stay temporary for millenniums

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Late Night Thoughts

If you are struck with lightning then it's called lightning burn, so if one is struck with lightning right after oil massage then does it becomes an oil burn???

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Consent between two adults