It/Its or He/Him || you can call me Toad || 19 I like WOE.BEGONE and other podcasts. They call me the Mustardseed guy because I love him so so so much 💕 Feel free to DM or send an ask! I don't bite! (most of the time >:])
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thank god im aromantic. i think everyone should get more aromantic
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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared
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"im a top" "im a bottom" ok? im a leading man?? and the lies i weave are oh so intricate???
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How the fuck does one even get better at art. Like okay you do studies and practice and shit. Like I've done all that I've seen all the advice, I *know* theoretically how one would go about it but I just. Cannot seem to get it to click whatsoever
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Drowning That Twink Thursday
#OH MY GOD I DIDN'T FUCKING POST DROWNING THAT TWINK THURSDAY YESTERDAY#happy drowning that twink Thursday Friday i guess
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Compass (A W.BG council OC) is told out of order.
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ELIJAH
Knock knock!
(Doop opens)
ELIJAH
Hey Gore. . . You still resting?
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ELIJAH
Okay. . . Uhm. You eat today?
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ELIJAH
I made some chicken if you want some.
I used Mom's recipe!
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ELIJAH
Uhm. . .
Are you okay?
You haven't moved in like. . . Two days.
You won't eat.
I mean, a few days ago you were so energetic.
What happened? What's wrong?
(Gore gets out of bed and leaves the room)
ELIJAH
Fuck. . .
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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i love the contrast between banjo and bluster. banjo is nice sweet and normal and loves apples bluster is GIGANTIC and FAMOUS ON TIKTOK and CHUGS BEER AT THE OUTPOST TAVERN BAR AND GRILL
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They should invent a bed that is. Comfortable
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