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Silly dark sbi of the bog standard ‘Phil kidnaps Techno for sonboyification purposes’ variety, only Philza is really, really bad at it. He’s not a secret crime lord or insanely powerful or immortal or anything. The most average human ever. He’s looking up tutorials for how to kidnap someone. Techno asks to leave once and he immediately folds and barely recovers by making the saddest kicked puppy eyes ever and it would be too awkward to refuse. Philza literally apologizes the entire time and stresses that none of what he’s doing is okay but he has to.

Eventually a very annoyed (and maybe a little endeared) Techno is just like ‘bruh then why are you doing this?’

And Philza is like ‘there’s been a wave of local crime and I’m really scared you’ll get murdered but if I keep you with me I can protect you please mate don’t go it’s dark and scary out there 😭😭😭😭’

And Techno, the local serial killer, just blinks at him.

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Tumblr gets it first cause y'all are my favorites

Poor little crow, how could you forget? You're alone, remember?

Comic of a silly little very happy au in the works. Y'all might've seen other stuff I've been slowly posting about it...

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YAY full referens from The realm smp the musical AU

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Violet Evergarden au. You're welcome.

This also works with Kristin as Gilbert

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Well I *was* trying to work on more Minecraft crows… but instead I drew out a silly little comic of Phil giving a Basalt Delta Crow a bath 🧼

Poor buddies,,, As their name implies, they’re from the Basalt Deltas of the Nether, so they’re covered in ash & soot 24/7. Meaning, they’ve never actually seen what they look like without all that powder covering their bodies.

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Any ‘change fate’ fans here by chance?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ credits ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Based on “Change Fate By Being Aggressively Kind” by @sircantus

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Older art I never posted </3 (also I don't support Wilbur, I'm just really attached to the character :()

I really like how it turned out!!

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phil doesnt get paid enough to deal with this shit (fatherhood)

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Season’s Stealings

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Heh. Philza x epic. For the bit

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philza :(((

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Carl and Dave.

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"One day, we'll look back and be amazed at how far we've come."

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Doodle lmao

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who remember this day

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anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves