lazyfair

[lazyfair]

save me from this life of having small boobs

[lazyfair]

come closer! i dont bite that hard :)

[lazyfair]

nooooooo don’t cry. sleepy selfie in a dirty bathroom mirror with my titties poking through my shirt

[lazyfair]

Grandpa: The one piece? Wake me up when there's Two Pieces eh!

Heartrate Monitor: /\/\_/\___/|_____________

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*whistles* c'mon girl

get in!

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i used to be needy in a pathetic way, but now that its been officially two years since ive started estrogen, im still pathetically needy but in a hot way! r-right? right?? pls tell me im right

[lazyfair]

me when im ariane grande:

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Well your pet puppy isn’t even nuanced

[lazyfair]

mm there's just something so addictive to me abt sucking cock. the weight of it on my tongue, how it stretches out my lips, how i have to work for it because my gag reflex still isn't trained away. how satisfying it feels to take the whole length of it in my mouth, nose pressed up against her bush, and inhale her smell. the noises.....holy fuck, the noises. the wet sucking noises i make, the shlck-shlck of her cock in my mouth, the whimpers of need i can't help but let slip out, oh my god. her taste. her heat. the way she throbs and pulses against my tongue as she cums down my throat. the way her legs shake as she pushes me away, oversensitive. the way she kisses me with her spend on my tongue. god i am just obsessed with it.

[lazyfair]

flag at half mast when i dont have any frozen dumplings

I salute the flag.

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puppy belongs in the kitchen

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the greatest thing about working in a kitchen is that somehow no matter what there is always someone more depressed than you are. its honestly comforting.

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When they ask you a question, and you shyly mumble a "yes" only to be met with a firm "Yes what?" 🫠🫠🫠

[lazyfair]

Uterusless and slightly drugged up ❤️

[lazyfair]

Would you rather be choked by my arms or my legs?

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can i offer you a pic of my ass in these trying times?