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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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swordsman❌ landing pad ✅

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FUCK, thinkin about when Carolina showed up and everyone that was sorta cool (heavy the sorta here) with Washington suddenly wasn't sure if they could really trust him anymore, because with Carolina around Washington immediately went back to acting like a 'good soldier', following her orders, even though he clearly didn't like it, even though she was dismissive and outright mean to him, like Carolina was just refusing to let Washington heal from that part of his life, like.. it's almost like how Felix refused to let that part of Locus heal, pushing him into this spiral of being a 'good soldier'--except unlike Locus and Felix, Washington decided being a 'good soldier' didn't mean more to him than making sure Carolina stopped pointing that gun at Tucker's head, and Carolina decided that being the 'best' at what she did (which was, in her own words, being a 'killing machine') didn't mean more to her than being an honorable person.

man, that final fight in Chorus really was just, 'imagine getting to beat the shit out of your parallels, how fun would that be', and you know what? i fuckin love that for them.

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Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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I love every fucking part of this.

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I made this comic in very early covid lockdown

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Maybe they could talk about all those things they have in common now.

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I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

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if you imagine an animatic hard enough it should come true

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in which nile learns that when a couple has been together for a millennia arguing gets…. weird

(two days later she also learns to get out of the house for at least 2 days when said couple decide to make up)

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A remix gift for the marvellous @werebearbearbar who hit me right in the soul with this passage from let me come along:

Beyond the house, the landscape ambles over fields and small hills until it meets the sea. They're not close enough to hear the surf, but the air has a salt tang, and the mid-afternoon light paints a warm, caramel stripe across the wood floor. Real wood, Joe notes.

Turning, Nicky stares at Joe, his eyes wide and yearning.

"We'll get two chairs," Joe says. "And we'll put them right by that window."

Someone loved this place; they can feel it in the bones of the house. They'll love it too, and love each other under its eaves. Maybe whoever lives here next will feel Joe and Nicky’s love in the doorposts and lintels.

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was gonna do a whole bunch of screenshot redraws but then i got distracted by another project so this is all you’re getting

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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

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Recollection!Wash, you are everything to me

Song: Dead Inside, Younger Hunger

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.