My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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Some frog wizard magic ✨
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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ROMANCE DAWN!!!
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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
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wowonoa zowo
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a flower always looks to the sun
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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scary stories to tell on the deck
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baby's first mishanks for the op fanworks exchange!
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who up rigging they mortis
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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im just someones weird mutual
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"you know what? Fuck this. Fuck you" but instead of being followed by a bad take, it just keeps going
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