lazyfox411

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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$20 used to mean something

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what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

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I've been looking into the job market and it seems like the only viable career path nowadays is becoming a demon swordsman.

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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accurate or nah

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

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Watched this scene like 500 times in my life and it always gives me the same reaction as if its the first. LORDDDDDDDD😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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i was going to casually watch this show just to see what the hell tumblr user @egsaurus was on about but then it grabbed me by the throat. crops at 100% zoom (tasty brush strokes) and sketches under the cut

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Hat swap!

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hehe

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Despite the brace of his hand against his forearm, Ace didn't stop Law's hand from nearly gracing against his chin.

"What're you doin', doc?" he murmured.

"I like those freckles."

The words came out rushed, yet somehow slow. Quiet, like he hadn't even meant to say it, but it slipped out as easy as the slight sigh that followed.

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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts