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Gonna post this quickly before the meme dies

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WAIT WHAT. HE REALIZED AND THEN WHAT DID HE DO. WHY DID EVEN THIS HAVE A CLIFF HANGER

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how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

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Pride may be over today, but tomorrow we will make history once more

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Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

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desi culture is going to weddings to discover that you’re related to people you hate from school 

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Well I'll still pee in it

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Hey. Yes I am shit:/

quality blog vs. shitposter

quality blog: capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius

shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio

quality shitposter: pisces

actual shit: libra

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What the fuck lol bravo but what the fuck. Learning to suck dick together. Like what the fuck.

when your son wants to talk about sex

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gay culture is silently tolerating your straight friends being attracted to the ugliest human beings you have ever seen in your goddamn life

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*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

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so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

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I want a boyfriend with a big dick so I can name him biggus dickus.

Or

I want a girlfriend with a big butt so I can name her continental buttocks.

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Yes 👏👏👏

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Perfecto

Texas-barred lawyer

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The holy trinity of lesbians trapped in compulsory heterosexuality

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