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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

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I'm gonna sob

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Robo cock is fine and all but nothing beats the erotism of wireplay and exposed circuitry

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(turns you into a little doll)

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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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dog conformation critique groups when the dog is stacked straight: Good proportions, level topline. Very good type. Flat croup but good tail set. Nicely coupled, but front angulation is off by 6° and lack of fill in the chest causes a slight outward turn of the paws which may improve within the next 6 weeks depending on this particular specimens lineage. It is clear that this dog was raised in an environment rich in phosphorus.

dog conformation critique groups when the dog has one paw 0.5inch off the mark: what is this. i cant see. is this a dog?

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compilation

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“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

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This is insane

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Need to forcefem a girl but like in a gentle way

Give her her hormone injections and calm her down and tell her how well shes handling the needles and how pretty shes getting

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Shit girl, this doll war is fucked. This one just saw a witch clap her hands together and say "these ten becoming" or some similar shit, and everyone around her fell to the ground like a ragdoll, had stitches and seams form all over and then got up and started doing her bidding. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. This one’s ass is casting snuggle and level 2 hug. This one thinks it just heard "power word: porcelain " two groups over. This one has gotta get the fuck outta here.

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nobody wants to tie girls to their own bedposts and rape them in fron t of their stuffies anymore