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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
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oh no notes for me thanks i just wanted my post to be on this ugly ass dashboard next to yours
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this is so funny these divas
#foundation#ok my first thought when i saw this was that they look like the world (galaxy)'s saddest boyband#but then after thinking about it i realized it's something else#it's giving your mom told you to put on your shoes bc you're going out but then she just keeps doing her thing#so you just sit like an npc in the hallway waiting for her#like idk what the context is but i can imagine them just waiting for demerzel to appear to tell them what to do#ugh i cant believe these idiots will keep me hostage all summer lmao
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To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty
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The thing about harry potter is that it's Not a matter of ~ problematic media ~ it's a "the creator is directly funneling shit tons of money into the Kill All Trannies Foundation". This is our anita bryant. Can you grow a fucking spine and morals and stuff? If we were in the 70s some of you would be talking about how orange juice is your safe food or something. She's the actual devil I think that's more important here
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was trying to find asimov related things in nyc and apparently there are roads in france and italy named after asimov lol
#we have a chain of bookstores here called Helikon#and when i started watching/reading Foundation and saw what Hari's home planet was called i was like#yooo i know this place XD#foundation
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#tbf nietzsche is kinda murky#bc after his death his nazi sister rewrote his works to fit her ideology#and tho others tried to prevent this its still kinda uncertain how much of his work has been altered
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Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on
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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.
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#this#but also please make sure to vaccinate your indoor cats too#bc they can catch stuff from you after you've been outside
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not that i follow college football much but hilarious things are happening bc the coach for ohio state is named Ryan Day and they keep losing so I repeatedly see posts saying “FIRE DAY” “OUST DAY” “DAY RUINED EVERYTHING” “DAY IS COOKED” and you see what im saying right
#foundation#ok but why am i imagining hober and bel drunk shouting these to each other from across the ship lmaooo
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