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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"

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patton angst colored sketch :3

commissions are still open!! :D

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miserably sick in bed and im gonna be a demanding whimp about it. tumblr, plump my pillows! bring me a hot water bottle! put a soothing compress on my forehead. let's get a move on people!!!

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I've been off Tumblr for like a year or two and just got it back bc FUCCCKKK TikTok and found this acc and went to follow b4 being pleasantly surprised by already following 💜💜💜

Anyways opinion on using Yae Miko as dps w/o dendro?

aww thanks!! glad you like it here!

i don't personally have yae miko but she seems good with all reactions.

everyone else, what are your opinions?

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Ur honor im writing fics omg 🙏

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summoning rituals and vanishing rituals but used strictly for the purposes of transporting commercial cargo

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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haunted house with the personality of a housecat. bleeding walls? scratching post. sudden drafts and strange noises at night? zoomies. human occupants trapped in an unending hallway? yeah the house is bored and swatting you around like a toy mouse

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From capitalstitchco on Threads

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Tumblr do u fw my ocs or what

The empty spot is cuz im too lazy to draw the newest guy

Yes I'm aware Luthias looks like Aether I made him when I was seven and didn't have social media to post him to I didnt copy i swear

Feel free to send asks abt them ill answer i love them they live in a world called Exousia and Lady Constance, the 13 yr old, rules all of it

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Tumblr would u like to flip through my art works

👉👈

I do in fact do commissions 👉👈 if you wanted to check my Instagram, @lazy_tarantula, for my ToS 👉👈

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Hey Tumblr here's my art 🫶

I do have commissions open if anyone is interested! You can ask, message, or check my Instagram at lazy_tarantula for my Terms of Service! :) I do lots of stuff with pretty affordable prices- and I'm on a first come first serve basis with no customers yet!

A lot of these are from WiPs or collabs (only my half, I'd never post someone else's art and claim it's mine!) So that's why they have no bg or are messy

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The post failed omfg never mind then

We're so back

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Gonna start spam posting my art now so I can get tumblr famous

We're so back

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I’m sorry I promise I’m not stalking you your blog is just really funny—

HELPP I DISAPPEARED AND MISSED THIS SO BAD dw it's okay idem 🫶