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LISTEN TO HIS YAWNING OH MY GOD
"Ah, I yawned loudly. Grandmother would scold me if the public saw me like this."
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Happy Halloween! 🎃👻 Can you spot all the guest characters?
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IDIA MADE AN AMV TO EXPLAIN HIS PLAN TO YUU AND FRIENDS IU'M FUCKING DYING
HE EVEN HAS A GOD DAMN NARRATION OMFG
"Ahh~ Only good things are happening lately~ As if we're in a dream~"
"Eh. It's actually just a dream tho."
"Hello everyone trapped in this empty world of dreams."
"This is Idia Shroud."
"So today, I will explain the strategy to beat:
"I BUILT A DREAM WORLD USING CHEAT-LEVEL MAGIC AS THE MOST EVIL LAST BOSS MAGE MALLEUS DRACONIA"
"The magical domain that Malleus created is similar to a server running a huge MMORPG."
"That means everyone's dreams are ran individually. Malleus and his clones are keeping an eye on the server."
"In other words, Malleus is the server admin."
"And his clones crack down on users who commit violations like in online games."
"Malleus is the game master who has the authority to manage the entire server."
"HE REALLY IS A DEMON LORD WHO RULES THE WORLD"
"Under his control, we have no chance of winning..."
"HOWEVER..!"
"With the super geek hacker group STYX using ORTHO ATTACK, the server source code has been analyzed."
"So using this, we're building cheating tools [WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS IN ACTUAL GAMES]"
"So using these cheating tools, the administrative rights to my dream can be transferred to me."
"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream where I can get rid of that god damned invincibility!"
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS OH MY GOD
"-- Well, it sounds like a perfect strategy but... The truth is there's just a few things about this cheating tool..."
"WHAT IF THE SERVER ADMIN FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS DURING DEVELOPMENT?"
"THEN,"
"GAME OVER."
"BUT BUT BUT--"
"The thing is, even though he's using autonomous clones to monitor each dream, it still shouldn't be easy to control the dreams of 20000 PEOPLE in Sage island."
"If problems turn up everywhere, he'll have to deal with them all!"
"Sooooo..."
"While I'm developing the cheat tool, I want you all to distract Malleus!"
"I want you all to gather party members to defeat the Demon King!"
"Once everyone's awake, I'll send out invitations to my own dream."
"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream... THEN TURN ON THE CHEAT TOOL! As planned, Malleus' invincibility will disappear,"
"Then everyone will accept the invitation and gather into my dream!"
"THEN EVERYONE BEATS HIM UP"
"Then Malleus will have to take down his magic AND EVERYONE WILL BE FREE!"
"If you liked this 3-minute video, don't forget to leave a like!"
I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY THIS IS INSANE OMFG KASDJLKLDASLMASD
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(sketch) they held hands and he made friends with a magnificently crafted gargoyle that TALKS🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨
its cute that malleus fangirling is just him with a shocked face unable to process anything lol
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I love how Malleus, Vil and Idia make evil faces while holding these cute tsums in their hands, while the rest look carefree
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Lilia: ...
Malleus: *staring at the miniature model of NRC made by MC with a magnifying lens*
Lilia: ...
Lilia: You sure are loving it, huh?
Malleus: Yes. Especially the mini-gargoyles. *chuckles*
Malleus: You see, if I create a gentle rain in this area, the miniature gargoyles will fulfill their function by diverting rainwater from the building's walls.
Lilia: ...
Lilia: Really? *grabs the magnifying lens from him*
Lilia: Oh~! Such fine attention to detail!
Malleus: *proud boyfriend noises*
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"Ah, yes. Me, my beloved Prefect and my lookalike tsum from another dimension."
Twst Boys and their reactions to you cuddling their tsum instead of them Headcanons
part 1 part 2 part 3
tagging: @darkflowerav
Trey Clover
This might as well happen.
The Universe just keeps throwing things Treys way doesn't it...
He was hoping for a chill night.
But no. The tsum had to mess that up.
It's fine. He's not gonna get jealous of a plush toy.
He'll let you have your fill of cuddles from the tsum.
But beware should you only show affection to the tsum and ignore his open arms he will pay you back for the entire next week by not giving you cuddles and kisses.
He doesn't hold grudges, he swears.
He does. He holds grudges.
Ace Trappola
Come on!
He's right here you know!
He can see you ignoring him and only paying attention to this tsum!
He swears it is looking down on him. Ugh!
.... Is this about the joke he made this morning? It was just a joke! He already apologized.
No, Deuce, he's not jealous! (he is.)
He already got teased all day about this!
Cuddle him? Pretty please???
He's giving you puppy eyes. The tsum redirects your attention back to it every singe time he does.
Ace is not amused.
Ruggie Bucchi
After a full day of running errands and looking after his tsum, Ruggie is ready to fall into bed and your arms.
Hey, what's the tsum doing here?
Oh, well, fine. It can have one corner of the bed.
What do you mean you plan on cuddling it to sleep and not him???
But he needs your cuddles! They're the best part of his day! ...Night?
Anyways! You promised him cuddles and one single hug won't do it.
He'd use his UM and make you up the tsum away... but he doesn't want to see you upset.
So as long as you promise to drown him in affection tomorrow, he'll let you have the tsum for the night.
You do wake up in the middle of the night with Ruggie hugging you. He's also not letting go.
Jamil Viper
He just can't catch a break, can he?
He'll live.
Jamil is not happy about the new arrangement. But he'll have to make do.
When you ask him about the sour look on his face he says he's fine.
He's obviously not thrilled about the tsum.
So you decide the three of you will cuddle.
You're pretty sure Jamil and his tsum are side eyeing each other.
Neither on of them moves tho. So it should be fine... right?
You'll make it up to Jamil tomorrow for letting you have your cuddles with his plush lookalike.
Vil Schoenheit
Vil enjoyed his tsums company well enough.
It was not doing anything that would get either one of them in trouble.
What a well mannered tsum. He expected no less.
Vil allowed it to be pampered by you for the day.
And he's even allowing it to sleep in the bed with the two of you. As long as it makes you happy he's willing to make a few exceptions.
But this is ridiculous!
You're not even paying attention to him!
Him! Vil Schoenheit! YOUR BOYFRIEND.
It's been such a long day and you're lavishing all of your attention on a plush and not him!
This is unacceptable!
...Perhaps he should test the new makeup products he just got on the tsum first.
And you! You'll have to make it up to him with lots of affection. Tomorrow.
Idia Shroud
It's okay. He'll just... play some games.
Idia knew you wouldn't be able to resist the cuteness of a tsum. They're perfectly made to be cuddled with.
It's alright. He expected this.
He can't really complain when it's HIS tsum that's making you so happy.
.....
BUT WHY THE HELL DOES HE FEEL LIKE HE'S THIRD WHEELING THE TWO OF YOU!?!??!
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
The tsum should respect this and back of a little!
A few cuddles here and there are fine! But come on! Pay some attention to him too!
At this point Idia can feel his hair turning orange.
You better calm down your gamer boyfriend before some unsuspecting player gets caught in the crossfire.
Malleus Draconia
So far Malleus has been unbothered with the tsum appearances.
They're quite interesting creatures.
He's been happily spending time with his lookalike. It's good to have an ice cream eating buddy.
Truly, he's enjoyed the company.
Malleus thought nothing of it when you brought the plush in the bed.
He was fine with it. Everything was fine.
Until the tsum started hogging your attention, that is.
The Diasomnia housewarden is a hair width away from incinerating his plush lookalike.
....Are those storm clouds forming in the distance?....
Maybe you should pay more attention to your boyfriend.... and quick.
Silver
Luckily for everyone Silvers tsum is a calm one.
I fact, both Silver and the tsum were already asleep when you were done changing in your pajamas.
You know Silver was trying his best to stay awake so you just give his temple a quick peck for his attempt.
And one for the tsum as well.
It looks like you won't have cuddles tonight since they're both sleeping.
To your surprise you do wake up in the middle of the night sandwiched between your boyfriend and his plush counterpart.
Nice and comfy~
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