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Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Me: independence
Me in head: gettin a lizard
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why does every cop look like this
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*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦
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this is the funniest shit in the universe
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this is the funniest shit in the universe
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i discovered that you can make chuck norris memes infinitely funnier by cropping out the bottom caption
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A cartoon: *has a sexual innuendo*
Ruinedchildhood:
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“I thought I raised you better than this,” said the necromancer, frowning at the shambling form of her decomposing revenant.
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thank you.
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There is nothing this man can’t do!
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Like many of you, I grew up in the 80’s.
Ubisoft presenter, unaware of the demographic he’s talking to (via 4chanisbetter-than)
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