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           “The day I’m a feminist is the day I’ll be dead. HOWEVER, you’d            have to be totally fucking insane to agree with this bitch;    she’s             droning on and on about how we should  ‘abolish Father’s Day’            and how fathers never do shit. The fuck.”

           [He stops talking then - not because he’s EVER going to back down (feminism is an embarrassment within itself and that’s something he’ll stand behind) but because he’s tired. He’s tired of this movement, he’s tired of whiny girls, and he’s tired of the internet allowing them to spew their pathetic hatred. He hasn’t slept in what feels like four years and he looks like shit for it too.]

                    “ FEMINAZI? ” the term made the wraith CRINGE a bit, but he continued to run his claws through the young man’s hair.  “ i’m sorry… i suppose.  is she very SCREAMY and MILITARISTIC?  or do you just not support FEMINISM? ”  if it was the latter, he would have to DISAGREE with the other’s world view, but he wasn’t about to debate.

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Do you have your messages on? I'm a bit embarrassed to come off anon ;;

        [You mean IM’s? Yeah, they’re on buddy - if it doesn’t work for some reason, I can always answer your asks privately so that nobody else knows who you are. I don’t wanna go out of my way to embarrass somebody (even though you shouldn’t be embarrassed in the first place).]

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@birthedfromdarkness   ||  play with his hair yo

               [The Youtuber stiffens, shoulders raising up to his cheeks, like a frightened cat, before he loosens all at once. He adores his hair being played with, even if he doesn’t admit to it (besides a few people he knows). A long sigh passes his lips as he leans back in his chair, sliding down it while his eyes slip blissfully closed.]

                   “Dude, you don’t know how good that feels -  I’ve been editing this fucking                    feminazi video for hours and the stupid’s really starting to make me wanna                     kill myself.”

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How do you do this kinda stuff? Like all of it, the icons, everything. I'm a new blog and have literally no idea what I'm doing.

[Maybe you can come off anon and I can help you out more specifically? Blogs are kind of a broad topic and I don’t know what you’re doing as of yet either, haha. 

But yeah, I’m more than willing to help!

As for icons, you can just gather images of your faceclaim (or screenshot them yourself with print-screen or a screenshot generator program that you download - I personally do the former) and crop them down to a size (typically 100x100 but 200x100 is what I personally use).]

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Who do you ship my muse with and why?

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                “Careful, man,”

               [--CALVIN remarks, reclining further in his seat, talking through a mouthful of doritos. Brown eyes, lidded with boredom, glance up at the other - is he completely unafraid or has he just given up on life for the night? Who knows?]

                                                                “You could Cut For Leafy with that edge.”

“Come on, I just wanna drag you into an infernal hell, where your immortal soul will burn for all eternity and fuel me with power~” Infelix said, glaring at the other with his demonic eyes “That’s all! Can’t a demon just have some fun? Because that’s my definition of fun!”

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                 “Sorry, let me just stuff a whole dorito up my asshole so that I                       can measure how sorry™ I am.”

     “Excuse me? What the fuck did you just          say to me?! That is rude, you better          apologize.”

Ah, sarcasm at it’s finest.

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               [He lets loose a small giggle of a laugh, head nestling comfortably against his upper arm. So he’s going to stop fucking with him, for now, but it had still been fun to do. One thing Frank never fails to do, if anything, is make him laugh.]

                      “Don’t stop, but what’s this for...?”

Frank pulls his hand back for a split second as the man reacts to the soft touch, a brow lifting at the other with a frown,

“What the fuck??”

Comes in a whisper as the hand returns to the long dark hair, massaging the man’s scalp with long fingers.

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@infelixinferno

            “Dude, I just wanna eat, all right? I don’t want no gay-ass fire up my ass,             an inferno of emo-teen in my balls--   I just wanna eat my fucking doritos,             okay?”

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@hydrckinetic

              “Okay but consider this: WATER FUCKING SUCKS.”

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@toodxmnfilthy  ||  play with his stupid hair yo

               [The second he feels fingers combing through his long hair, CALVIN makes the informed decision to purr - AND lay against the other man while pushing an exaggerated moan past his lips. It’s so secret that he’s a bitch for hair-stroking, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to approach it normally.]

                                                                                                          “Fuck, do it more.”

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Send ◕‿◕ to play with my muse’s hair

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          [Soooo, does anybody want a thing, lmao? Hit the ♥ if you do.]

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     [so i come back,      and leafy has an account (presumably).      time to die, sorry about this calvin. :)))]

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        “I’m FAIRLY LOCAL– I’ve been AROUND.                   “I’ve SEEN the streets– you’re walking down.”

                                    ||  Side-blog to scoopskixpotato  ||                                          ||  Selective, mutuals only  ||                          ||  Joe’s over-protective, questionable cousin  ||                                       ||  NSFW will be present often  ||

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        Can you please reblog this if you don’t mind roleplaying with a          (somewhat) FANDOMLESS OC that is a SIDEBLOG?