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💬 sms to open.

KAI: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh pls come save me i'm going to probably fade away at any moment

KAI: it's sunday and i have NOTHING to do and i'm so bored :///

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Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.

Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

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💬 sms to elli.

ELLIOT: BUT UR MY LETDOWN OK WE'RE BOTH LETDOWNS

ELLIOT: I'M GAY THAT'S A LETDOWN RIGHT THERE

ELLIOT: ya but cute loud

ELLIOT: u literally.......

ELLIOT: ur setting urself up for a light bulb joke u kno that right ?? i'm trying so hard to keep it in.

KAI: not 4 me

KAI: ?????????????? this isnt a time for jokes elliot.... this is a sad time.... a time of mourning

KAI: i can't believe it

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💬 sms to elli.

ELLIOT: HOW. WHY. ALSO, I'M UPSET IT WASN'T BY FUCKING ME

ELLIOT: WTF KAI.

ELLIOT: bet that scream was cute tho

KAI: I KNOW IM A LETDOWN MY MUM ALREADY TOLD ME THAT WHEN I WAS 4

KAI: it was EXTREMELY LOUD

KAI: i was trying to change the bulb on my ceiling light and it just... snapped. idk what snapped but something definitely snapped. not my bones tho... not yet

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💬 sms to elli.

KAI: I THINK I JUST BROKE MY BED FRAME I SCREAMED SO LOUDLY

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x

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✉️ kai

Scout: i can't believe i'm texting actual celebrity seth rogen in the flesh. god, it sure is an honour, seth.

Scout: when you typed """"""the boys""""" i imagined your fingers really aggressively thrashing around doing a thousand air quotes in a row and it unsettled me at my very core

Kai: ok but he creeps me out have u ever googled like Canadian Actor Seth Rogen Smiling Directly Into The Camera With Or Without A Neck Beard ????? u shouldnt

Kai: um r u spying on me.... r there cameras in my flat.... i'll never find them if so bc its messy as fuk in here :/ pls dont reveal my secrets

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✉️ kai

Scout: who even ARE "the boys"

Scout: they sound like an organised unit. an illusive mob. any minute now i'm expecting to see them ascending the nearest hill, chanting like prehistoric apes.

Kai: stop do u know how high i am rn

Kai: ur making me paranoid what if """""""the boys """"""" come 4 my tits next :///

Kai: illuminati, ,

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✉️ kai

Scout: tits. out. for the boys i said tits out for the boys!

Scout: oh for fuck's sake.

Scout: sorry apparently jasper's been on my phone again

Kai: u know who deserves the tits more???

Kai: pretty much any1 who isn't "the boys"

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💬 SMS TO MISTER SMUSHER.

JAGGER: i know i am but you know i like to hear it from you. happy... deliriously sexually frustrated. sounds about right to me. i liked being in that position with you looking down at me so blissed out of your fucking mind. beautiful.

JAGGER: like to think so

JAGGER: i'm taking my time, promise. it's my biggest tell - was worse when my hair was longer. found i really liked it being grabbed by the fistful and haven't found a way to stop reacting like that ever since. your fingers feel nice in it tbh. so nice. there, among other places.

KAI: more meant happy abt what came after that. meaning u, of course. and rly hard, for that matter. tasted fucking amazing tho - worth throwing out ur back

KAI: i rmbr it being longer... wasn't that long ago, was it? but yea, u better be taking ur time. i'm taking mine too

KAI: define "other places"

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