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that's quite an expensive lawnmower

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the thing about max is he has 1 joke and he will run it to the ground. the thing about lando is he will follow max's lead into cutting grass

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You wish you never ever met h̶e̶r̶ him at all

This took way too long and I'm not entirely sure I'm happy with it, anyway...

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captivated by the bounce bounce bounce of him getting settled before actually sitting down

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my scrunkly wet kitties

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i love how lando was able to discuss the race straight out of the car in the most mature and measured way possible, like he's obviously a bit disappointed, but his energy is not in any way dejected or resentful about it. he knows he did the best he could, and max simply didn't make mistakes. you have to appreciate a master at work, you know? so lando obviously respects the skill of max, and accepts that racing is racing, even grinning about it, happy to be racing against the best, against someone who wouldn't give him an inch. so like yes he didn't win, but max is max is max, you just can't do anything against that force of nature <3

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what the fuck is this alex albon sideplot today??

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terriblest race of all time

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oscar did that because he’s a really upstanding citizen that wants to help with his city’s upkeep and mow the grass a little bit. maybe you don’t get what it’s like to want to help your country

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HELP IMD YINGRGNJKGKFNGLKNAS (by James Sutton)

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Lewis Hamilton's father, Anthony Hamilton, comforting a crying Isack Hadjer who crashed out in the formation lap at the Australian GP

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he may be sad but god is he sexy

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oscar piastri the man that you are… could have dnf’ed like 5 others this race but was the only one to fight back, get his ass back on track, UNLAP HIMSELF and get points. unbelievable drive.

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F1 BOYFRIENDS SAYING THEY ARE ASHAMED OF YOU

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★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: hurt, no comfort; asshole boyfriends

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BOY PUT THOSE EYES AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭

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hmm are these the same shorts in 2023, 2024, and 2025? i suspect these are his modesty shorts because he knows he'll be filmed and doesn't want any upskirt shots lol