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[le-chat-sofi]

Jin: I know you snuck out last night, Luke!! Leon whispering near Luke: Play dumb... Luke:... Who's Luke? Leon: Not that dumb (눈_눈) Jin: (≧▽≦)

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Nokto: C'mon, MC can't be good at everything! Clavis: Yeah, who knows, she might be a terrible kisser- Yves: NO, MC is good at that too. Nokto:(ᵔ.ᵔ) Licht passing by:(O.O) Clavis:(¬‿¬ ) Yves:(＃＞＜) MC: My poor boy...

[le-chat-sofi]

Ieyasu during a very serious war conference thought about MC and said

Ieyasu: Last night, I was in my room thinking... Nobody knows the day after tomorrow, so we need to be prepared

Mitsunari: It's Saturday, my lord ＼(￣▽￣)／

Ieyasu: Nobody asked you! ╬ Ò﹏Ó

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MC on the phone after shopping in a sunny day

MC: Where are you?

Dazai: I'm at the mansion. There is a beggar ringing the doorbell, Sebastian isn't here and I'm pretending there is nobody home!

Mc: WHAT??? It's ME!!!!

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Nokto: I'm a very mature man! I always apologize when I'm wrong!

Yves: But I've never seen you apologize before... (・・ ) ?

Nokto: Ohh well, that's because I'm never wrong (´ ∀ ` *)

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Clavis opens the door with a worried face and enters Chevalier's faction office.

Clavis: Ohhh I'm so sad, almost crying (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Chevalier: ...

Clavis: I dreamed you died

Chevalier: ... You can see I'm alive... ￢_￢

Clavis: I know, that's why I'm crying!!

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A little philosophy...

Jin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Yves: An optimist sees light at the end of this tunnel

Leon: A realist sees a freight train

Clavis: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the train line

…

Chevalier, the train driver: Such idiots…

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Kennyo: Hello! Today I learned how to use emojis.😊

Ranmaru: Good job, Kennyo-san!!◝(⁰▿⁰)◜

Nobunaga: LOL!! Really!?

Masamune: WTF….. flip phones don’t have emojis…

Kennyo: Would you like to see pictures of my 🍆? It’s approximately 14 inches in length. I grew it with MC!

Ranmaru: What did you say?

Mitsuhide: Haaaaaaaaaay

Ieyasu: Good for you (눈_눈)

Yukimura: *is he serious?* („ಡωಡ„)

Motonari: *using a measure tape * Dawn... ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

Shingen: *looking at his wee wee* Should I share one too?

Kanetsugu: UGH *throwing bleach at his eyes!*

Kennyo: Do you guys wanna see?

Mitsunari: Yes, I want to see your 🍆!

All the guys: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

Kennyo: Great! You can come see it! It's in the garden next to the tomatoes!!

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What if Clavis was a daddy :)

*Ring ring*

Clavis: Who is it?

Man on the phone: We have your child!!

Clavis: What are your demands?

Man on the phone: Are you are of your mind? The daycare’s closing soon, come get her now!!

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MC: So, like, what is your body count? ￢‿￢

Amon: For what?

MC: For how many people you have slept with?

Amon: Ohhhh, I thought you saw my basement…

MC: WHAT?? (O.O)

Amon: What?? (O.O)

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Hey guys! ☺️☺️

I've never talked to you before, I was kinda shy to say some words, but here I am.

I'm here to say sorry for being absent the last weeks, not publishing more stories here and maybe making you wait for more! I had some working and personal problems.. and with all that I got COVID too!

Because of everything, I also stopped playing the games, and it's been almost two months of that! But now I'm fine again and ready to continue trying to make your days happier or at least lighter with what I write!!

Thank you very much for all your support and I hope you keep reading and liking the stories I make :) 🥰😍😘

[le-chat-sofi]

We Love You, Dad!

Loki and Zero: We love you, dad!

Harr: !? I…love you, too!

*

Sebastian and Jean: We love you, dad!

Napoleon: Wow! Cool!!

*Jean looking at Sebastian: (눈_눈)

*

Yukimura and Kenshin: We love you, dad!

Shingen: I love myself, too!

Kenshin: Now that I said that stupid thing, let’s FIGHT!!! Where is Sasuke too?

*

Nokto and Clavis: We love you, dad!

Chevalier: What do you want?

*

Ray, Fenrir and Seth: We love you, dad!

Sirius: I’m not your dad.

*

Mitsunari and Sasuke: We love you, dad!

Ieyasu: (ノ°益°)ノ

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In a A.U.

Little Loki with adult Harr

Harr arrives at home

Loki: "Tiddies"! Can I see your "tiddies"?

Harr: What? (¯ . ¯٥)

Loki: Your "tiddies", can I see those?

Harr looks at his shoulder: ahhh kitties

Loki: Yeah, can I pat them?

Harr: of course, of course…

*Harr arrived at home with rescued cats* /ᐠ ̥    ̣̮ ̥ ᐟ\ﾉ

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In a A.U

What if Mitsunari was a superhero giving an interview...

Interviewer: It was an amazing performance right there, Mr. Mitsunari!

Mitsunari: What are you talking about?

Interviewer: You rescued those people from the attack!!

Mitsunari: It was nothing, actually…

Interviewer: If a hotty like you recued me someday, my poor heart would explode of happiness!!

Mitsunari: Do you have… heart problems? (/_＼)

Interviewer: Women would die just to see your pretty smile!!

Mitsunari: If I smile…… they will DIE??? ＼(〇_ｏ)／

In the crowd

Mitsuhide: Wooow, that's it! I give up, what a fool...

Masamune: Hahahahaha that is something we shouldn't get used to, but......

Ieyasu: My ears, my ears are BLEEDING!!!!!!

Shingen: WHAT A WASTE!! Bring ME those women!!

Luka: Poor women... heart attack and die is serious!!

Vincent: I know, what can we do to help them?

Jonah and Theo: What????? (눈_눈)

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Isaac was on the dining table and Arthur approached him

Arthur looking at his neck: Hey, Isaac! Is that a hickey?

Isaac: What? (〇_ｏ) no… it’s a mosquito bite.

MC arrives at the dining room

MC: Good morning, guys!

Isaac: Hello, MC!

Arthur: Hi, mosquito!

Isaac: („ಡωಡ„)

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In a A.U

Ieyasu looks at the window

Ieyasu: Mitsunari, somebody is here to pick you up.

Mitsunari : Really? Who? *looks at the window*

Mitsunari: There are no cars, but a garbage truck!

Ieyasu: Exactly!

Mitsunari: Do you need to throw something away, Ieyasu-sama? (•ิ_•ิ)?

Ieyasu: Something.... uhhhh

Mitsunari: I can help and...

Mitsuhide: OOOhhhhh my, so oblivious!!

Hideyoshi: IEYASUUUUUUUUU ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

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At a party at Azuchi, Mitsuhide changed water for alcohol and made Mitsunari drank all night. So, after the party…

*At Hideyoshi’s manor*

Mitsunari, who had never drunk so much and was totally drunk, opens the door, looks behind him and puts a finger on his mouth

Mitsunari: Shhhhhh, don’t make a sound, lord Hideyoshi will listen to us!!

*silence*

Mitsunari takes his shoes off and start to enter the manor

Mitsunari looks behind again: Shhhhhh, if he gets me, he will be mad. Hurry, come on, come on!!

Hideyoshi, who brought him back, at the door and right behind Mitsunari

Hideyoshi: (-_-)