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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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Oh, waiter! I would like the 1,000,000,000,000 tender little smoochies please!
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Senpai says you’re welcome
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squishes you :)
squashes you :)
please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>
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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.
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So many people in the world are cute and kind and wonderful and looking at this post and looking at this post and they're looking at this post right now they're reading this post
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blood test came back haunted
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao
[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]
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what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away
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