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Almost every character voice in this game is such a jumpscare because wdym the microwave is voiced by Knuckles the Echidna???? 😭💀
#date everything#scarring my friend with alejandro saab was funny#he is everywhere girl. you will not escape him.
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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".
#when they say hes a fem icon#or worse#a wife#HES NOT A WIFE HES MASCULINE IN A FLAMBOYANT WAY#god forbids a man is comfy in his masculinity
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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.
#that one guy from 50 shades#and i didn't even read/watch the thing#fuck this piece of shit who dares call himself a dom
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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.
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Was honestly praying the fixation would wear off a bit in the morning by time I went to bed.
It didn’t.
I was dreaming of the GOD DAMN blanket. 😭🙏(I say this with love in my heart and buzzing in my brain.)
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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past
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do you guys also have the urge to kill yourselves if you're not good at something on the first try or are you normal
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Okay okay okay hear me out
Kaveh x Mateo Manta
Two gay asses cuddling under Mateo's jacket, taking a rest from their long day working, while the inanimals and desert foxes snuggle or play right next to them
AAAAAAAAAA I need to draw them.
#genshin kaveh#kaveh#mateo manta#mateo date everything#mateo blanket#theyre so gay and silly#kaveh x mateo manta
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“I’m Mateo. Mateo Manta.”
“Oh uh… ‘blanket’.”
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
#which is made worse by the fact that each pan has a role#and the food i eat most only fits one pan's role#so i just wash that ONE pan everyday#neverending cycle.
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I've been affected by genshin brain rot so hard that my first prononciation of "gaming" is Gah-ming (like the character)
Which sometimes is a bit disturbing, like when you read "Gaming's cum mop", then you realize it's not Gah-ming's cum mop (why would he need it) but Gay-ming's (funny insult to throw to people)
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you can be a guy in a dress even if you were born a girl btw. "guy in a dress" is a state of mind
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You never recover from being weird in middle school
#still loving underverse and random songs i discovered through glitchtale amvs#hell the fuck yea#i have no clue how to talk to people though#:(
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