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that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each other like if i wanted to see that id just wander thru the walmart parking lot like everybody else thanks

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One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

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all of us have been unlearning problematic things - it’s really malicious and in bad faith to purposefully dig up old posts by someone that do not reflect their current opinions and attack them over it out of context

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No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

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okay so my dad got me a pen

and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour”

but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’

oh?

OH

DAD

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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

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my problem isnt really that i dont talk because im afraid of opening up, my problem is that i literally dont know. u could ask/tell me anything and i will not have a clear response in my head because my brain shuts down

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might fuck around and read a 600 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

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I periodically just forget straight cis men exist

I’ll be like “oh I should reblog this post about healthy relationships with men even though I’m a lesbian cause a lot of my followers date men.. gay men, bi & pan folks, straight women, actually there’s such a small number of people in the world who don’t date men, it’s just lesbians! Oh my god. Wait... wait no that’s not right”

Or like, see a guy and be like “wow his chest looks so flat, I wonder what brand binder he uses! I need to get one. Wait... oh wait nvm”

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we live in a time where ppl have the gall to say shit like “vegetarians who eat meat are still vegetarians. asexuals who experience sexual attraction are still asexuals. atheists who believe in God are still atheists” like do words have meaning anymore

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someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

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i know we’ve been here but sometimes it really does hit you. like it cuts through

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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gay people