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Brain implant

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hey girl 

 i’m trapped in the wall </3

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these days I make typos and press send anyway, it is what it is

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Messenger of the Gods? More like God of Burns. You go, Hermes!!!

Serve you both right, assholes 😂😂😂

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Rich people showers

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*looks into your eyes and causes you to unlock secret knowledge*

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If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

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and yet the silence from the alvin and the chipmunks fandom is deafening.

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bartender! one vodka benadryl please

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playing a game called “what modern day thing would kill a victorian era child”

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