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true humility is my willingness to recognize the other version of that seinfeld pronouns post as superior to my version

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it’s so interesting that english has a ceremonial form of a verb as Core Vocabulary as “drink”. he is drinking water vs she isn’t drinking tonight

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held off on splatoon for a couple weeks but i have my pro controller back from being borrowed and i have a night off to get high and be enthralled by bright colours, certified bangers and fantastic level design. yeah that’s right i’m the guy who plays splatoon for the single-player. i’m like the blue hair and pronouns version of a call of duty stan

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radical acceptant as a skill kinda rules tbh. i just realized i never have fun trying to tackle zelda dungeons and immediately my guilt over not playing more zelda games disappeared

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gonna make a personality test out of which times tables are someone’s favourite. i think mine’s the 7s because it’s the first one you really have to think about for more than a second but it’s still approachable in the low numbers. 7 14 21 28 35 42 49 is just a beautiful run it’s like a poem. i lost my train of thought

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i feel physically repulsed by fishy smells and tastes and categorically refuse to engage with seafood for neurodivergent reasons. but at the same time my absolute favourite dish is pad thai which contains fish sauce, an ingredient which i will not willingly ingest or look at under any other circumstance. and like i know that those two facts are incompatible and that there’s no basis to my dislike of seafood and i could learn to enjoy it. except that’s not what my brain wants to do and it is entirely my own business what i do with my body and i can just choose to still believe i don’t like seafood. and that’s fine. there’s no moral weight to that decision i’m making it for my own comfort

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there’s a speedrunning community in the afterlife. when you’re reincarnated into a body you don’t have any memories, so you can’t die on purpose. one of the most popular categories is sea turtle

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it’s so funny that most people’s childhood bedtime fears were directed toward like the closet, or under the bed, or down the hall, when mine was about the possibility of a black hole being directly above me

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it is just so funny that life circumstances led to me being private twitter mutuals with the person who would end up being toby fox’s girlfriend and i just can’t talk about it

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just realized i can just buy myself the tacky little magnetic floating globe i always wanted as a kid

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are other people better at treating me like a girl than i am? maybe that makes sense

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oh i should learn how to juggle

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sharing my high thoughts with another high person is so much better than trying to translate them into tiny little posts in my phone

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i’m just some guy, you know?

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feelings just like happen dude. it’s okay to have them

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bro i probably look so stupid from the side

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“having shrimp emotions” has immediately become the good mindfulness check-in phrase that i hoped it would be