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i love weird barbie

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you know them from the movie

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i imagine the kens sleep in a big pile like a bunch of ferrets. also allan is there

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the real protagonist

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Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

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🦖I SAW A FUCKING DINOSAUR 🦕

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Zelda theorist: “There’s a lot of unanswered questions in Tears of the Kingdom!”

Me: “you’re right! Let’s hear what you’ve got!”

Zelda theorist: “Where did all the Sheika tech go between games???”

Me: “uh… they dismantled them? That tech was used over the course of 100 years to murder and destroy innocent lives. Nobody wants to see that happen again. Also Purah repurposed it all? Did you not see the guardian arms that come out of the ground at every Lookout Tower?”

Zelda Theorist: “How did we never see the sky islands before now?”

Me: “well, there’s two thoughts on that. First maybe the time travel works like in Back to the Future where events only begin to shift and change after the initial time travel event happens. The other more simplistic explanation if you prefer a closed loop time travel theory is that they were hidden by a cloud barrier ala Skyward Sword. This is backed up by the Light Dragon breaking through the barrier at the beginning of the game and by the Temple of Time side quest.”

Zelda Theorist: “how come no one remembers Link?”

Me: “plenty of people remember Link. Especially around the Castle Town area. The further out and into remote areas people’s recognition gets foggy.”

Zelda theorist: “Nintendo clearly doesn’t care about the canon of the games!”

Me: “wait what? Seriously? ….you guys are kinda bad at this whole theorizing aspect, aren’t you???”

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Misa Amane 📓✍

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Honestly I'm just so happy about the progression of Link and Zelda's relationship in totk from botw. It feels so natural. They've both matured, they're very much their own people with their own goals and lives and skills. They're not just the hero and princess anymore: they get to be themselves. And they get to do that together. They're making choices, and not just rolling with the path that destiny has set forth for them.

They're not the only saviors: there's the sages of course, but there's also every single person in Hyrule standing up to evil and saying no, not this time.

It feels like Hyrule is saying to them "you save the world. And while you're doing that, we'll save ourselves."

The story is grown up. From the fierce independence of adolescence to the interdependent care of adulthood. And they're doing it together: caring about people together. Saving the world together.

I really love this game y'all.

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Considering leftism is an ideology rooted in the idea that every human deserves safety and basic humane treatment, a lot of you are telling on yourselves by delighting in people dying one of the worst deaths imaginable and treating any horror over their fates as defense of their character. Something something he reads feminist theory but does he do the dishes?

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Not to be that person but the full saying is "Eat the rich, feed the poor." its not a kill all the rich people type of deal it originally was a way of saying distribute wealth fairly.

But idk? Maybe don't wish for your fellow humans to die a slow horrible death 🤷‍♀️

it's all be gay do crime and eat the rich until the rich actually get eaten and then suddenly it's nooo don't be cruel human life is precious 🥺🥺 these are people who have never been in touch with human life and thus i am unable to view them as anything but a fascinating story and a major L in return. stupid games stupid prizes and so on

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All these memes about oceangate really go to show just how detached from reality some of y’all are.

Was it stupid and irresponsible? 100%, I can not stress enough how utterly baffling it is that anyone thought this was a good idea.

Should they have been down there in the first place? No, absolutely not - It was both disrespectful and little more than a sick display of wealth.

Did they deserve to die, possibly in a slow and horrific way? No, and if you seriously think that they did - take a long hard look at your morals.

Y’all need to take a step back and realise that, beyond all the memes and sh*tposts, people just lost their loved ones. Even if you don’t agree with their choices, or their lifestyles (I know I certainly don’t), it really doesn’t hurt to show a little empathy.

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tiny dragon pile nap

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Smooches*