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I don't even know why they're fighting but You little heartless alien is making me lose my fucking mind

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I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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It'd be so funny if it turns out advertising doesn't work and we've made our public spaces incredibly ugly for no reason

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my everything hurts so much I'm going to die in my sleep tonight goodbye everyone

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Remember how we used to call saul

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there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

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Also there has never been a “good” US president. Each and every one of them has presided over unimaginable suffering. You only think they’re good because you were comfortably removed from that suffering and violence

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marketing your indie game as "Ghibli-inspired" but it's specifically Grave of the Fireflies

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I'm so terrified for the people of Mexico City they are about to run out of water

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On their horsies

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he's listening and learning

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they could never make me hate you baby

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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“People were just smaller back then”

Nope. Fat people have always been here, aren’t going anywhere, and have always been beautiful and worthy of respect.

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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed