she/ they 30ish, time is a social construct in which I've decided to stop participating
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.
This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.
Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.
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Can I come over and turn my brain off around you??
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Delightful things sent to me by my brother 😌
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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.
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So there's this birds nest at my place of employment that ive been watching for a few weeks and my coworkers don't really care about it but I've been very enthused watching the babies grow their feathers and learn to fly and if my coworkers aren't thrilled about this picture of this very portly and irate teenage bird that I snapped a few days ago I figured the good people of tumblr would be

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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit
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Reminder that Biden brought insulin prices down. Reminder that Trump's piece of shit "bill"/budget/cram all the bullshit in monstrosity is going to bring it right back on up.
Reminder it costs like $6 to manufacture a month's supply for one person. Reminder that most other developed nations pay approx $100 for a month's supply.
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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
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