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Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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lets get a POV of the first twilight book from Emmett's point of view but it's done in the style of diary of a wimpy kid, stick figures and all

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it's so jarring in the year 2025 to hear normal people still refer to twilight like it's THE prime example of a dark stalker taboo fucked up romance novel. you mean the book where the main couple wears matching beige sweaters to go lay in a field of wildflowers??

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#womeninmalefields

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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

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it’s so funny how popular confederate vampires are. like the confederate states of america literally lost the war. so your guy is not only a wack ass racist but he’s a loser too. a textbook loser

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Do you think Bella's vampire-bitten wrist could deflect a bullet?

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If I could ask SM one question it would be able how vampires and fire work. She says the venom is very flammable. But then she also says that Carlisle tried lots of ways to kill himself as a newborn and Edward in New Moon knew he would need help to die. Which to me is like . . . so they CAN'T just sent themselves on fire? SURELY Carlisle would have tried that, that's WHY he hid from his father, because he knew he would burn him alive if he found him bitten. So I was like, okay, they have to be in pieces first. It's their insides that are flammable.

But then she ALSO says in Breaking Dawn that the Volturi might not even bother to rip them apart first if Alec has used his power on them, and that Vasili the Immortal Child burned in his mother's arms. Which sounds like they were both in tact. So not in pieces.

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Okay the real question is: what does famous son of Chicago, Edward Cullen, think about a Chicago-born Pope?

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british fanfic authors be fucking me upppp bc I'm reading this old ass jacob x paul fic w my irl friend rn and tell me why emily made the pack beans and toast for breakfast

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I hate Smeyer for many reasons but mostly for her blatant native racism. Not only did she write a story about a real Native American tribe and misrepresent their culture and in doing so create real ramifications for them (while not offering a single dime to help them after the damage she caused), but her entire story hinges on racist and classist tropes.

The wolf pack are treated so terribly by her writing. They’re also sexualized and objectified by her despite them being teenage boys, the youngest of them by Breaking Dawn being like 12-13. They’re literally just a bunch of traumatized kids that she says look like 25 year old men, and the only reason she did that was so she could write about them naked all the time and shit

She wrote them as aggressive predators who harm women, despite her own writing contradicting this very thing, seeing as their sole purpose for existing is to protect the sanctity of human life.

She writes about Jacob assaulting Bella, about Sam tearing up Emily’s face, about them being unable to handle rejection and becoming violent and incapable of controlling themselves specifically around women. It’s a disgusting stereotype she plays with. She writes about them as if they have no right to their anger, despite their lives being intruded upon by a bunch of white colonizer vampires lol. The Cullens are quite literally the entire reason they shift into wolves at all. The Cullens don’t have to live there, they just choose to, even knowing that they are uprooting and destroying their lives by doing so.

And she writes it as if the native characters are the villains in all this. She ends her story quite literally enslaving Jacob to his canonical oppressors. He ends up having zero bodily autonomy and no mind of his own. He becomes forever bound to the Cullens and to the girl he loved who is no longer her but an undead demonic thing.

It actually pisses me off so bad lmao

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NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

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good question

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What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the