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New Fanfiction: Luck Eater (5062 words) by Alecto

Chapters: 1/2 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler/Kaiba Seto Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Pre-Slash, Magical Bond, Angst, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Master/Slave, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Kidnapping, Blood and Injury, Minor Character Death, Tortured Go Analogies

Summary:

"Seto—" His wide-eyed gaze whipped to Gozaburo's stern countenance. "Pick one." Seto swallowed thickly. A lump formed in his throat, parched despite having drank tea. "Pick what?" "An omamori. Weren't you listening?" scolded Gozaburo. --- Seto makes a choice that changes the course of his and Katsuya's lives forever.

This is for a fic-for-art exchange with @lulue-xie. 🥰 I hope y'all enjoy! Please go check out the lovely art she drew for my fic, Cold Comfort in return!

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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Well, at least Jounochi's consistent with his theory to include his fellow dude as a hired date???

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🐶 Joey Bitchboy Wheela 🐶

Plus alternate versions w/ no ears, no muzzle, or just leash:

Hello ygo fandom idk what to say so pls take this 🤲 🐶 Treat him well this brat deserves a break lol.

P.S I hope it's obvious, but I am depicting 20-smth-yr-old Joey here, ty.

-Do not repost to any other site without explicit permission *and* credit-

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today i bring low quality mememe, tomorrow who knows

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BYTE AND LONGARM!!!

art trade with @emfudya !! TYSM for doing a trade with me! byte was so fun to draw !!!

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UHM Y’ALL—

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Happy vday!

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Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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TFA villain of the week: Sunder

don't ask. i did this in a sleepless 4 days

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i did this cursed one too

[don't relive the full www XD]

umh.... he likes double dipping in the energon

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I drew Starscream in a cum jar but I ain't posting it here til it's colored

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Please revive Miracliff 😭

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Imagining Joey cumming hard while humping his hand cuz he has a shrimp dick

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Making Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler as Transformers btw. Leaning toward the TFA designs specifically. Kaiba will be a jet and I'm aiming towards muscle car for Joey

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People who wear glasses: do you take them off when eating?