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They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

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you learn after the second time not to take a cup offered freely.

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No particular reason why he's asking

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heavensward really has all types of elves good boy, feral, and bishonen

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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

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Don't give me that look. You made this mess, you clean it up.

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NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.

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nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

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unrelenting one 🪽

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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stolen from reddit

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love