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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.

And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.

The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.

(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)

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The brutal Elder Dragons of flame; Teostra & Lunastra from Monster Hunter 2 Dos have been revised and improved for their new LEGO instructions designed by me! The instructions are available for my supporters HERE! (Alongside 200+ other monsters too!)

The instructions always come with a parts list file that makes it extremely easy to acquire the exact pieces via Bricklink. All my instructions booklets are going through a MASSIVE rebrand overhaul. I appreciate your support during these times! I will not be using any official MH logos in my posts anymore. And I am systematically clearing out the logos from my older instructions in my catalog. I want to make it 100% clear at first glance that these are unofficial fan models.

Many more monsters on the way!

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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

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I’m absolutely reeling over the 14th century Italian historian who described the plague pits with multiple layers of dead bodies and dirt as being like a lasagna

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personally i think it would be very funny if the whole annatar schtick was revealed because celebrimbor received some like. antibacterial burn cream from elrond as a gift. possibly as a joke because celebrimbor mentioned burning himself in the forge in his last letter.

elrond is very clear that it will clean the wound and neutralise all evil, whether mundane or a lingering remnant of the shadow of morgoth

so when annatar burns himself in the forge he puts some on the burn and annatar just shrieks. it burns him so much worse than the fire did and it doesn't seem to hurt celebrimbor at all

and that is when celebrimbor's marvelous easily-distracted brain puts together all the clues he's seen and ignored so far

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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

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Demon Hunters through generations 🎶 K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025)

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Dragon Link au!

Zelda finds a gloom infected dragon in the last memory pool and the master sword is reacting to him.

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The Legend of Vox Machina, Mid-Season Roundtable

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The Legend of Vox Machina, Mid-Season Roundtable

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modding skyrim be like

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork