"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭
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this is my fav type of post
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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
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one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen
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req'd by @prokopetz
i'm gonna need the story on this one, boss
text: Great, advice from Mr. "It's Not Cuckholdery If You Fuck Both Of Them"
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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude
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verso books has made books on palestine, mass protests, and student rebellions free to download on their website
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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!
Inspired by this amazing plush Link
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Down In It promotional condom from 1989
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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