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Doing crafts with your hands is good for you. In unrelated news I'm back to fighting the godfucking basket and if I make no tangible progress today I'm killing everyone in this room including myself.

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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.

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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

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Gets you with my Nice!

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trans woman should not have to be sexy to you for you to respect them. Aaaaaand post

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There was this brief phase of twitter that I recall and might misremember, with western incel men having an active fight with young chinese women for some reason. The only thing I recall was how impressively brutal those ladies were at composing insults in a second language. Just saying shit like

"All that sperm inside your mother and what she got is you. She won reverse lottery."

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thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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Date Everything has nothing on me, who can conjure beautiful images to mind like "Balloongirl whose sharpied on face goes :D when you call her an airhead"

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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Hey you. Yes, come here for a moment.

Let me tell you the most overlooked tip for fingering a girl.

Put the two fingers you would most likely use to finger a girl inside your mouth, now press the tips of your fingers against the inside of your cheek and drag them against it.

Did you go "But my nails look dirty and/or look they would hurt" before you even out them inside your mouth? Did it hurt when you dragged them against the inside of your cheek?

Clip them, file them down to get rid of any raged edges and clean them.

That's it. That's the tip.

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i grew up in a family of left leaning hippies (thank god) but i can't stop thinking about the one holiday dinner party where my teenage cousin said something about immigrant hotels and needing to stop the boats and there was like. a pause at the table until our grandpa, a very mild mannered man, just went "now where the fuck did you hear that?" Incredible aura. ive never heard that man swear before or since but man did he pick a perfect time for it.

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Art by @sk51killme on twitter

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Everyone shut up. The guys standing by the wall like nervous middle schoolers bc they're scared of the pit are about to teach us about the true meaning of Punk.

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it