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Let’s also not forget The Physically and Mentally Disabled, Communists, and The LGBTQ+ Community.
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Reading a book on the history of the Papacy Right now and let me tell you it is constant whiplash. It'll be like:
"Pope Perfect the Great was a homosexual architect, poet, and inventor of the orgasm. He was sainted seventeen times and is best remembered for both his moving exhalations on the divine will of Christ and a sex move he coined "the sloppy tonsure". His funeral was attended by every puppy in the Papal States."
And then immediately after it hits you with:
"Pope Perfect was succeeded by Boniface the stinky. He was elected after threatening to personally dip every elector's balls in lava. Upon his ascension he farted on a Bible and threw it in a bubbling lagoon. His literary magnum opus was a thousand page compendium of every known slur. He was Pope for three days then was eaten by a puma."
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Turns ou that, apparently, you can use both your android and apple devices as a drawing tablet for windows and linux. I did only a short test, but chrome remote desktop seems to be working pretty ok actually
would be very fucking cool if it works for me after more testing
#chrome remote desktop#obviously there's latency#but if its latency i can work with then i have a drawing tablet :D
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prev doesn't like bugs
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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Wenn ich weiß, dass es mir nach einer Schmerztablette besser geht:
Ibuprophet
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Between a top english meme currently being "unemployed friend on a tuesday" and the top german meme "arbeitszeitbetrug" (working time fraud).... the economy is in shambles
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The hardest part about losing someone really are the hallucinations your brain decides to pull
Like, are you double checking or what the fuck are you doing, buddy?
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this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.
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Hier isst grad jemand Eis in der Bahn.
Kein Stieleis.
Einen ganzen fucking Container Mövenpick Vanilleeis.
Es ist 07:30 Uhr.
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I took a look at the raws for the Arpeggio manga yesterday (chapters 164 & 165 at least, 163 is missing for some reason) and mangagun behaves atm, so I might give you new updates on what’s happening like I did previously, but I'm gonna wait at least two months to see whether the new scanlation team is gonna continue after chapter 162.
I say "might" because everytime I look at the manga I realize anew that I don't like it. Like, it's not bad and I'm way too curious about the lore to stop now, but even reading it in English feel like a chore to me and I... just don't like it.
No idea why, though. Maybe there's too much going on, maybe what's going on is not my thing, I dunno.
Anyway, this turned kinda depressive. What I was actually trying to say is: depending on whether the new scanlation group continues or not, I might look into making more chapter summaries <3
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disregard my previous tags: we are not fine. Started bluescreening again yesterday. I took a look at the error protocols and am trying to troubleshoot.
Really hoping something works so that I don't have to bring the little guy back to the doc :/
My laptop is back from the doctor! :D
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Wait, orcas murder things by yeeting them up into the air? What part of that kills them?
the part where a 6-ton animal cannonballs into them at 30 mph and reduces all of their internal organs to a fine paté
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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