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Marvolo knows his limits 🤣🐍

Marvolo: This is going to be a job for you, Angel. I need you to go in there and find out that information.

MC: Me? Why me?

Marvolo: Because you've got an innocent face.. That's not MY type of crowd in there. If I walk in there, I might as well write 'serial killer' on my forehead. They're not going to trust me in there.

MC: You've talked your way both in and out of most situations, Volo *smirks*

Marvolo: Against a gaggle of ancient whimsical crones? I don't think so. They're too wise for my shenanigans. They know better. Hate to admit it, but those women will absolutely eat me alive.

MC: Aww, are you scared of some old ladies?

Marvolo: People SHOULD be scared of old ladies. They're the most brutal of them all. And they certainly don't put up with the likes of men like me.

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Dirty NSFW Text Conversations 🐺🐍

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Rowan x MC

MC: What time will you be home?

Rowan: on my way back now, won't be long. X

MC: I'm waiting in bed for you.

Rowan: Yeah? 😈

MC: Wearing nothing at all, spread and waiting x

Rowan: Fuuuuck. Start rubbing that little clit for me.

MC: Already am 😏 You better hurry. 😘

Rowan: Dirty fuckin girl. Gonna wreck you when I run through those doors. Best be ready for it. Brace yourself.😈

Marvolo x MC

MC: When are you coming home?

Marvolo: A few more things to do at the Den, then I'll head home, love. About an hour maybe?

MC: I'm waiting in bed for you. 😘

Marvolo: Well, if that's the case, I'm leaving right now.

MC: playing with myself, waiting for my man. 🤭

Marvolo: Filth. Making my fucking cock twitch already.. I'll be home in 10 x

MC: Hurry, or I might just cum without you. 😌 xx

Marvolo: Don't you dare. 😈

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Marvolo: *looking at himself in the mirror, really checking himself out.*

Rowan: Ya know, vanity is apparently a sin, heh.

Marvolo: *smirks* When you look as good as I do, it's worth it. *smug grin*

Rowan: *shakes his head but chuckles*

Marvolo: Do you not like to watch yourself in the looking glass?

Rowan: Nah..I hate lookin' at m'self in the mirror.. Makes me feel...Uneasy?

Marvolo: Why?

Rowan: *shrugs* Dunno..I just don't like, I've never liked it.

Marvolo: You're a handsome man, Rowan.

Rowan: *chuckles and grins* I mean..I ain't sayin' I'm ugly. Because I don't think I am. I just have an issue with lookin' m'self in the eye.

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Could we please get a little something of Volo and Rowan dealing with their kids being unruly please 👀💜

Yes! I'll just do a little scene for you 🤭

Family Day🐍🐺

Just as recap, incase people forget: Tobias(oldest) & Cecilia(youngest), Marvolos children. Orion(oldest), Willow & Wren(twin girls middle children), and Forest(youngest), Rowans children.

Rowan: *relaxing on the back porch of Gaunt Manor. He sighs happily* Man, I love summertime.

Marvolo: Makes one of us, but at least the children can play out in the garden.. Tobias? Do you not want to go and join the others?

Tobias: *quietly reading a book on the porch near them. He shakes his head* I'd rather eat dirt..

Marvolo: *clicks his tongue irritation* You can be so miserable at times..

Rowan: *sarcastically* I wonder where he gets THAT from. *sly grin*

Marvolo: *small frown* Rowan..Shut up.

Cecilia: *runs past them, shooting spells in every direction, giggling to herself*

Rowan: (?!)

Marvolo: Cecilia! NOT so close to the house! How many times must I tell you!?

Forest: *who won't leave Rowans side* Dad?

Rowan: Yeah, boy? *smiles*

Forest: Orions going potty *point's over to the rose bushes nearby*

Orion: *peeing on the flowers*

Rowan: ORION! NOT ON THE GAUNTS FLOWERS, KID! GO USE THE TOILET!!

Orion: BUT YOU DO IT!

Marvolo: Excuse me?!

Rowan: I..He, erm..I...ORION SHHH!

Willow: *giggles* Toby, come and play.

Tobias: No.

Wren: Come on, Toby. Play with us *smiles*

Tobias: Again, no, and don't call me Toby..

Willow & Wren: Toby Toby Toby Toby *giggle*

Tobias: *frowns*

Rowan: Girls, leave him alone will ya? He don't wanna play with ya, go play together.

Willow: But Wren won't play MY game! *pouts*

Wren: And Willow won't play MINE! *pouts*

Willow: Your game is silly!!

Wren: Your game is stupid!!

Willow: No it isnt!!

Wren: Yes it is!!!

Willow & Wren:*growl aggressively at eachother*

Rowan: Girls, stop.. Geez..

Marvolo: Merlin have mercy I can't hear myself think..

*window smashing noise*

Marvolo and Rowan: (?!?!?!?!)

Cecilia: *having smashed a greenhouse window with a spell* Oops *chuckles*

Marvolo: CECILIA?! WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

Cecilia: YOU SAID NOT BY THE HOUSE! IM BY THE GREENHOUSE..

Marvolo: I...Damn, she's right..I hate that....(??)....Rowan, your eldest spawn is eating poisonous mushrooms.

Rowan: Ah don't worry, he's got a stomach of steel like me. He'll be fine.

Marvolo: Well, my other point is I use those as ingredients..Can he not?!

Rowan: ORION! BUD! DON'T EAT THOSE!

Orion: BUT THEY MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL FUNNY AND I LIKE IT!

Rowan: OH MY GOD, GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET A SNACK OR SOMETHIN' IF YA HUNGRY, BOY!

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Hello

I have fallen (into a deep love/obsession with your OCs 🫶🏻)

And I have come to inform you that there is no cure, tis going to be this way for eternity 🖤

I love you. ❤️

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Hello! Has Marvolo ever had a psychological evaluation done on him? If so, what was the diagnosis?

Hi!

Absolutely.

The Gaunts private family psychiatrist and physician has seen Marvolo a number of times throughout his life so far.

He has noted that Marvolo has both some psychopathic and narcissistic tendencies, alongside quite severe bipolar disorder.

A quote written down by his Doctor:

"What's troubling about Marvolo is that his bipolar lows conflict heavily with his narcissism, causing and inciting more extremely concerning behaviour within his life"

If the doctor wasn't completely loyal to the Gaunt family, he'd have probably had Marvolo sectioned a long time ago. But he also finds him fascinating.. Marvolo still sees him at times to this day.

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Things my version of Marvolo has said to his children 🤣🐍

(Mainly Cecilia, because Tobias is a good boy)

Marvolo: *leaving the shop with Cecilia after she got caught stealing, a frown on his face* For goodness sake, Cecilia..Stealing.. *clicks his tongue in irritation* You need to be more clever than that.. Can't believe you got caught.

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Marvolo: No no no, its Avada KeDAvra, not Avada KedavRA.

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Marvolo: Did you take 20 galleons from my home office?

Cecilia: Father, of course not! I'd never steal from you.

Marvolo: *narrows it's his eyes* Cecilia, I KNOW it was you..*chuckles* And then you lie to my face. I must say, I'm impressed, child.

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Cecilia: *absolutely annihilating another child during a "friendly" duel at a family fair*

Other parents watching: *starting to be concerned because she's going over the top and it's getting dangerous*

Marvolo: YESSSSS CHILD! FINISH THEM!! *proud smile and a tear in his eye as he looks at the concerned and horrified parent next to him* That's my daughter.

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FACTS

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Me: This absolutely HUGE moth flew into the kitchen, and I had to try and deal with it, terrified *chuckles* It was awful. Luckily, I did manage to get it to go back outside.

Fella: How can you be scared of moths when you literally buy them and have them on display in our bedroom? *laughs*

Me: Yeah I like them preserved as pretty specimens in my 'dead things' collection! Not alive and flying at me in the kitchen at 4am, James!

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Completely me, yeah! 🤣🤣🤣

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A hill I will die on:

Anyone in those 'Appearance help' or 'makeup help' subreddits. Who ask questions like:

"what should I change about my appearance?"

Or

"What should I do differently to look better?"

And then proceed to post 20 different Instagram modelling shots of themselves, posing, confidently, Are not actually looking for anyone to tell them what they should "change"

They're simply just fishing for compliments, nothing more, nothing less. They know they look good and they want people to tell them that they look good.

(There's literally subreddits for compliments..Go THERE if that's what you want? But ok.. 🤨)

Because I once told a gal in a very nice and polite way that she should take it easy and tone down her lip liner and her eyebrow pencil (because she ASKED for makeup advice) and gal BLOCKED me in a heartbeat 🤣.

And I see it all the time, where people will give advice, and then OP bites back DEFENSIVELY.

Sis do you WANT the fucking advice you asked for or do you just want people to tell you that you're perfect?!

PICK ONE! BE HONEST IN WHAT YOU WANT! 🤣

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Why do I feel like Rowan would say some shit like this? 🤣🤣

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Rowan: I really need to concentrate on somethin' Marvolo has asked me to do, so no distractions, alright, babe?

MC: Shame, was hoping you'd breed my little cunt *smirks*

Rowan: *growls instinctively and instantly unzips his pants* Ohhhh ya fuckin' little cum-slut, ya KNOW what sayin' that does to me..

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I feel like it would be a very difficult and confusing conversation (for them), but I also feel like I COULD get my points across and explain what it does and why I bought it.

I bought a breast pump, ya know, ready for my milk and whatnot? 🤣🤣

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Shower Time 💚🤍

MC: *washing her face in the shower. Once she's washed away the soap she opens her eyes, seeing Marvolo stood right there in front of her* (?!?!?!)

Marvolo: *starts getting himself wet under the water, smirking at her as he strokes a hand ovr her wet hair* You thought you could shower, without me?

MC: *playful smile* Naughty..

Marvolo: *sinful chuckle*

Rowan: *from the other side of the bathroom door* Are ya BOTH in there showerin' ?

MC: *giggles* Yessss.

Rowan: ..Can I join?

Marvolo: *smirks* Get in here.

Rowan: *instantly opens the door*

Marvolo: (?!) Why are you already naked?

Rowan: *chuckles as he enters the shower with them, putting one hand on Volos shoulder, and the other wrapping around MC's waist* 'Cause I knew ya were both in 'ere..And I was hopin' you'd say yeah. *playful grin*

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