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Something Marvolo would get SUPER annoyed at 🤣

Ominis: *walks into Marvolos room* Here's that book back. *sets it down on a side table*

Marvolo: Thanks.

Ominis: *leaves and doesn't close the door all the way*

Marvolo: Ominis? Close my door proper..

Ominis: ...

Marvolo: ...Ominis?! *frowns*

Ominis: ....

Marvolo: *sighs aggressively and gets up from his writing desk, spitting out cuss words under his breath as he storms across his room and slams his door closed*

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Marvolo: Where is that big bag of shredded cheese that was in the fridge?

Rowan: Oh, sorry.. *awkward face*

Marvolo: What on EARTH did you make that required that WHOLE bag?!

Rowan: Make?

Marvolo: ....I...What did you use it for? What did you cook?

Rowan: Cook?

Marvolo: *bewildered* ...Did you just eat it straight from the bag?

Rowan: Yup..

Marvolo: a 1.5kg bag of cheese?!

Rowan: *clears his throat*....Yup.

Marvolo: Jesus wept, Rowan *sigh*

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Me @ Volo and Rowan 🫦🖤

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Rowan doesn't just get a little horny..

Rowan goes from totally normal, to-

Throbbing

Aching

Leaking

HARD

COCK.

That is all I wanted to say.

Thank you. 🤍

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🤣💚🐍

Whenever I see a post now of something that I think Marvolo will say, I'm using this.

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MC: You'd never hurt me, right?

Marvolo: *charming grin* What made you ask that?

MC: Just curious.

Marvolo: Hurt you without your consent? No. I wouldn't.

MC: *blushes* Good.. *giggles* I do like the pain play. That's different. *smirks*

Marvolo: Of course you do. *sinful little chuckle* And I do SO adore watching you cry out in a mix of pain and pleasure *smirks* You look divine in that state.

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🤍🐺😩 *sigh*

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Here's a list of things that happened at my mates little boys birthday party yesterday🤣

The birthday boy came over to me and gave me one of his chicken nuggets when they were all eating. And then my other mates little boy gave me one of his, then random children who I didn't know started coming over to me and giving me one of their chicken nuggets too.

One of my ex boyfriend's ( from 13 years ago) was there, and I didn't even recognise him because he looks SO different, until one of my mates pointed it out 🤣 Then I felt kinda awkward because I'd seen him looking at me e a few times and I'd been wondering to myself "why does this man keep looking at me" hahaha. Turns out his little girl is friends with my mates little boy.

I quoted that meme "Urgh, Brother urgh, what's that? What's that, brother?" In front of the birthday boy (because he finds that really funny when I say it for some reason lol) and some other kids were also there. And after that, I kept hearing kids all over the place saying "Urgh, Brother urgh" 🤣

A drama kicked off because a little girl kissed a little boy on the cheek, and another little boy got upset because apparently the little girl was his girlfriend.

At the eating portion of the party in the party room, my friend was counting heads and she counted 17 children, but she'd only invited 15..So she was confused, and it turned out two random ass kids who just so happend to be in the play area of the place we were at joined the party and helped themselves to food, and i was silently giggling to myself because it kinda reminded me of that Rowan post I did a couple of days ago with the birthday cake hahaha 🤣

I went out for a cigarette with one of the other mums at one point, and we were just having a chat, and I mentioned that me and the birthday boys mum had been friends for years and went to school together, and she said "oh my fella who I'm here with went to the same school as you guy's too" and she said his name, and it was my ex boyfriend who I mentioned above. I just said "Ah yeah I remember him" I didn't fuckin say anything, obviously 🤣 But I did feel a little weird knowing she had absolutely no idea that her fellas cock has been in my mouth at some point in time LMAO.

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If you were coming over and his room was a little messy.

Marvolo: *actually cleans and organises his room*

Rowan: *shoves the mess in a wardrobe and hopes for the best*

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*squeaks* Perfection. 😩🐍💚

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Dunno why I'm apologising for this, because I absolutely don't have to lol.

But still, sorry that I haven't written any decent smut lately. Just haven't had the energy to write some longer things 🤣 even though Volo and Roro smut is continuously on my mind lmao.

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Man: Don't I know you from somewhere?

Rowan: Nah, I don't know ya, mate.

Man: No No, I've definitely seen you, in a tavern, few villages over.

Rowan: Nah, weren't me..

Man: It definitely was. You had a fight, the police were looking for you, I saw you flee the scene.

Rowan: *grabs him by the shirt collar, and pulls him towards him with a frown*

Man: (?!)

Rowan: Listen, I ain't set foot in that village, I ain't set foot in some tavern there, I didn't get in a fight, you AIN'T seen my face, ya don't know me..But now, I know you..I've got a good memory for faces, so ya keep ya mouth shut, got it?

Man: *nods aggressively* Sure sure! I havn't seen you. I've NEVER seen you!

Rowan: *narrows his eyes and let's the man go*

Man: *stumbles back and scrambles off*

Marvolo: ....Was is you in that tavern? Did you have a fight that all kicked off?

Rowan: *smirks* Maybe..

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A Younger Rowan🐺

Looks like he's in a holding cell or something.

Probably caught stealing things in his youth.

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Just did a genderswap on my version of Marvolo and Gah-Damn. 🤣👀💚🐍

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Rowan being Rowan🐺

MC: What would you do if you and me were locked in a room together?

Rowan: Oof, well, if there's no way out, and we ain't gettin' no food or water. I'm gonna get hungry REAL quick. So like.. Ya know.. Probably end up eatin' ya.

MC: Excuse me?!

Rowan: Don't get me wrong, babe! I wouldn't LIKE to do that to ya..But it is what it is. Ya know what I'm like when I get hungry.. Imagine that 10x worse, being locked in a room, no escape, with no food and water. Brutal..

MC: This conversation didn't go the way I thought it would.

Rowan: *smirks* I'd fuck ya senseless first though.. Before I ate ya..Don't worry.

MC: THEEEERE we go *giggles*

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Marvolo: If you died, I would remove your heart. And put it in a jar of formaldehyde to preserve it, forever~ ..It would take pride and place on a shelf in my room..I would look at it often, and remember you fondly~

MC: Aww, how creepily romantic of you *giggles*

Marvolo: Well, you know me. I do creepy and romantic VERY well *small chuckle*

MC: It should be concerning to be honest. But when YOU say it..You make it sound nice.

Marvolo: I think it IS rather nice? I get to keep the very thing I hold so dear to me, your precious heart *endearing smile* And keep it near, always~

MC: SEE! That SHOULD be weird..Why is it not?! *chuckles and hugs him*

Marvolo: *chuckles and hugs her back, kissing her forehead* Because you love me.

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Curious on how people's minds work 🤣

So I'm doing this poll lmao.