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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts

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trying something new and putting up earrings i made for preorder on my shop! Check em out, they even come in a clip-on variant so you can wear em even if your ear's not pierced! :3

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literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

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Fight the power

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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually

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Indie horror games are either like "You're on a submarine because you were sent to explore a mysterious pit in the ocean floor and you slowly realize you weren't meant to resurface" or "Mr. Scrubkus is gonna get you!!!!! Don't let him get you!!!!" And Mr. Scrubkus is the one everyone talks about

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Did you know the cool down to crack your knuckles is over? Go ahead. Try it.

you were right…

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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you

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my wrestling name is guy "the situation" debord and my gimmick is putting out lit cigarettes on the other wrestling babes

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“We all knew that he was obviously quite ill, and it was pretty clear that this was going to be the last role he would play in a movie. And the fact that it was one of the Final Destination movies made it that much more poignant. Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein, our directors, they made a very shrewd decision to take the last couple of lines that were scripted and say, ‘Tony, just say what you would want to say to the fans. What would you like to impart to them in this moment?' So, everything that makes that scene so emotional is authentic because that was just Tony talking through the camera to the very fans who supported him for so many years. So, it was a very magical moment on set."

Craig Perry, producer for FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025)

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Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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hello entomologists on my page i highly recommend you go watch humans-b-gone. i just got done watching what's currently out and i'm so obsessed with it

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I absolutely love our new Purple Velvet Ruffle Capes 💜💜💜

So cute, so cozy, so fun to wear!! And I can't believe how perfectly they compliment our Purple Rose Midi. It's just the best.

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

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i feel strongly about this

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

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