Knox, boy man wonder at your service. My spirit animal is a granola bar. Yes, your mom and I are exclusive. Age:28 he/him/his
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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Kermit the Frog Stained Glass Window.

This may be at the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta.

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i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you
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More inadvisable ways to introduce a replacement for a dead Dungeons & Dragons character mid adventure:
Hanging from a gallows, apparently dead, only to speak up and request help getting down at the party’s approach; when they ask how you survived, simply remark that you have a very strong neck
Appearing in a flash of light in response to some seemingly innocuous action, tearfully thanking the party for “finally breaking the curse”
The next ogre or other large humanoid the party encounters is wielding you as a club
Wandering aimlessly from around the next bend, peering at an enormous fold-out map and loudly insisting you could have sworn this was the way to Waterdeep
Falling screaming from the sky, and landing miraculously unharmed; if questioned, mutter something about bats and refuse to elaborate
(replacement character is at least one size category smaller) It turns out that you were in the deceased character’s backpack the whole time
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Lobsters in Elden Ring when you dare to turn your back on them

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pros of being a human is that i get to play viddy games. cons is everything else
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