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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#my discord pfp of Lucifer would hold the egg gently#if it’s on my main account? sloppy sex#snac says
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Me: my weight fluctuating is totally morally neutral. I don’t need to dedicate large portions of time to gaining or losing weight because my weight doesn’t define me. As long as I eat nutritious food and get in some movement, my weight isn’t important :)
Also me: my fouckingPAMNTS
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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I think it's really cool and awesome when women are gross perverts
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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything
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you are so fucking hot holy shit
but do you think i'm worth saving?

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her: this pussy gonna DEVOUR that cock
me: *so scared I hide in a replica of the Trojan Horse for 50 years*
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imagine hating me and i’m meticulously rearranging my jarchie sunshade

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