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We looked inside some of the posts by legless-lizard-hate and here's what we found interesting.
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Look at this face
Tell me it wouldn't molest children
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Legless Lizards are the most useless animals in the world. If they go extinct, I would not shed a single tear
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Legless lizards are snakes but Worse
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They can't even decide how to give birth. 50% do one and 50 % do another. Just like how they can't decide if they want to be lizards or snakes and fail at Both
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Stereotyping? Hardly. Show me a legless lizard that doesn't wiggle its pelvis at people like a goddamned pervert.
Reasons #2 to hate legless lizards, they have hip bones
they can wiggle them suggestively at you
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Bold of you to assume I do.
Reason #1 to hate legless lizards, they have fucking nipples
so do you. so do humans in general.
you just hate that they are equal to you and you fear them
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Reasons #2 to hate legless lizards, they have hip bones
they can wiggle them suggestively at you
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Reason #1 to hate legless lizards, they have fucking nipples
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Legless Lizards Have No Redeemable Qualities. They can go drown in chocolate sauce
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