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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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Heyyy yeah sorry we sent your boyfriend to london.. yeahhh no he wont be back. Mhmm yeaa we had to dissolve him with lye actually.. yeahhh.
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Every Harry Potter Character from Fuck J.K. Rowling is intersex, transgender, and asexual!
Reminder that consuming Harry Potter content fattens the pockets of notorious TERF J.K. Rowling! Support the LGBTQIA+ community in the United Kingdom (link) however you can, in light of new and unfortunate transphobic & intersexist laws of which JKR has directly funded towards passing!
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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience
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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.
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