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Best RPF Ship - Round 2 Match 5

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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okay but kaladin and adolin completely brawling like full on im going to break your storming nose kind of deal and maybe it started as a practice warm up sparring thing but they let emotion into it but anyways adolin has kaladin pinned against a wall or something and is saying something threatening and renarin walks around the corning and adolin panics and just kisses kaladin so that it didnt look like they were fighting but kaladin kissed him back and they dont talk about it for like two whole days and thats the story of their first kiss

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My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

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Mean Girls (2004) // The Death of Caesar (1798)

Happy Ides of March!

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Daemon: I’m a FUCKING TARGARYEN PRINCE, I can do whatever the hell I LIkE, if any of you stupid bitches tries to take this egg from me, I’LL BURN🔥🔥🔥the living shit out of you and piss on your ashes! Let’s fight, cunts! 🗡️🗡️ Criston the Dildo, or whatever the fuck your name is, you prefere yourself rare or well done?! *evil laughter*

*Rhaenyra shows up*

Daemon *clutching the egg to his chest like a scolded boy, before his wife even says a word*

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“you’re not the villain in my story.” “i am. but i’ll be the villain for you. not to you.”

— gleam, the plated prisoner series

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I’m an oddity, a commodity, a rumor. I’m the king’s favored. His prized saddle. The one he gold-touched and keeps in a cage at the top of his castle, my body bearing the mark of his ownership and favoritism. The gilded pet. 

I’m the darling of King Midas, ruler of Highbell and the Sixth Kingdom of Orea. People flock to see me just as much as they come to look upon his gleaming castle worth more than all the riches in the entire realm. 

I’m the gold-plated prisoner. But what a pretty prison it is.

GILD by Raven Kennedy (The Plated Prisoner Series #1)

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Auren cooking for the crew like

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If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

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Anthony was the only father they knew.

Anthony, Gregory, and Hyacinth Bridgerton (Bridgerton 2020-)

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nicholasgrimshaw: And in gay news this evening….got proposed to, said yes obvs.

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Can you write a Zarry Ghost (1990) au??? Pleaseeeeeeee. Louis can be one of the bad guys 😭😭😭😬😬😬

I...... cannot, mainly because I somehow forgot how to write stories, nothing happens when I try now, but also because I might not have ever seen Ghost in full. I am trying to think about what happens and I'm honestly drawing some big blanks 🤔🤔

My headcanon Louis is a harmless little hedgehog who was told he's a porcupine and thinks he is more dangerous than he is, bless his heart. He's vicious when he's been hurt though

You should write the AU, anon! I'll be rooting for it and hoping it happens 😁😁

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Mean Girls (2004) // The Death of Caesar (1798)

Happy Ides of March!

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i haven’t posted a fic in over a year but i act like i can sign up for three fic exchanges?? it’s like i think i’m 2015!Leigh again. I’m not. 

Six years later and I’m six years more tired.

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Once upon a time there was a fic festival inspired by fairytales and folk tales. It invited all creators from across the fandom to write stories of magical kingdoms, princesses and princes, dragons, fairies, goblins, mermaids, pirates, genies, and a few talking animals along the way. If you’ve been waiting to write that Ziam Red Riding Hood AU or that OT5 Golden Goose AU or even that Little Mermaid Larry fic - this is the fest for you.

1. You must be 18+ to sign up. 2. Fics must be based around/inspired by a fairytale or folktale. 3. Fics must be a minimum of 5k. 4. All pairings are allowed as long as they include a member of One Direction. This, obviously, includes all five boys. 5. Extensions can be given if promptly asked for. Please do not wait until after the due date to ask for an extension. 6. Properly tagging fics are required. You have the freedom to write what you want, as long as we are utilizing tags correctly. 7. You may write with a co-author(s). 8. This fest is not anonymous. Please feel free to share snippets and tag the tumblr @onceuponatimeficfest​ to be shared. 9. Works must be completed when posted to the archive. No WIP allowed. 10. Have a fun time writing! It’s just fan fiction!

Prompts Open December 2nd Prompts Close December 16th Prompts Are Made Public December 17th Author Signs Begin December 19th Author Sign Ups Close January 10th First Check In March 16th Second Check in April 7th Fics Due April 30th Posting Begins May 1st.

Please submit your prompts here: Prompt Submission Author sign ups will open soon.