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I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

i don't know if i want this to be real or not

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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY

merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)

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misha collins after he came out as bisexual

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au where jigsaw comes on the show

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X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) / X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

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i have no idea why you would even THINK that my mutuals pussybutchannihilator and boymangler and cuntboymauler and sexualviolencedoer have any ill intentions towards me. and frankly i resent the implication

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lisl dennis in zoom magazine 108: special été

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bloody outfits from hannibal (NBC)

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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wish I was kidding when I say this but I sprained my knee doing the cha cha slide yesterday. I hate being 30.

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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

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Late night with the Devil (2023)

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the cardinal, #1 rule of hannigram is that while Hannibal is more evil in a traditional sense, Will is 100% objectively more unhinged, leading to a constant push-and-pull between exactly how far Hannibal’s plan reaches vs how far Will is actually ready to go, with jealousy acting as a spontaneity bonus. neither of them is in control and their love is a torrent neither of them expected or could ever have prepared for, largely because both of them were convinced they could never be loved for what they truly are

my point being. the ship endures because we all think the same thing, deep down

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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