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What, why? No I'm not.

You, my friend, are adorable.

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I'm going for the maybe being a definitely and the maybe not being definitely. Sorry for making myself too obvious then.

Maybe, maybe not. Mm, I thought you’d feel that way.

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Oh, really now? Are you sure you're not the one who loves me? But, y'know, that doesn't sound like a bad rule change.

The one that says we can’t be friends, since I don’t think I’d be down for just kissing you that one time. We should make that a regular thing.

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Which ones?

I think I’m gonna change the rules.

[leijones]

Okay, good.

Yes, yes I do.

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You're a complete dick, you know that?

I know she is, she’s an amazing lady. I mean, you have to be pretty amazing to pop me out. You so do, you’re just denying it. It’s alright, most people deny it at first, but you’ll warm up to me. 

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Your Mommy is a smart person. --I don't love you! I didn't even.. Just shhh.

Mommy says I’m special. See, I told you. You love me.

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Your logic behind literally everything is... Interesting. I can't say I've kissed any of my friends like that if I'm honest.

Mhm, yeah. People who are more than friends do more than that, duh. You don’t kiss all of your friends like that?

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That's what friends do? Welp, you learn something new everyday.

You’re lucky we’re getting married and I can’t be friends with you, or else I’d totally do that again.

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Stop doubting me, your head's growing.

Yeah, alright.

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You don't know what's going on inside me, I am.

Mhm, yeah, suuuuure you are.

[leijones]

Stop telling me to shush, meanie. You're so--

I-- Y-Yep, internally throwing up right now. Hey, funny is different to fun.

I’m not crushing your dreams, shush. So you’re saying, that if I just did this—

—you’d throw up? It’s not high, shhhh. It’s funny.

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I could! Stop doubting me and trying to crush my dreams. Nope, see, I think I'm throwing up a little in my mouth from you even talking about it. Ew. Ageing it is then. Maybe for you, it's too high for me.

That’s a nice joke. Oh, hush, you know I’m beautiful, and you know you’ve wanted to kiss me since the moment you saw me. Aging’s alright, I like aging. Excuse you, it’s totally fun.

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I could be a rebel if I wanted to be a rebel. Well, good, 'cause that would've been gross and I probably would've cried. Alright fine, you're ageing. That's not a good or fun thing.

You’re going to be a rebel? Weird. Hmph, fine, then it’s a good thing you don’t have to worry about that happening any time soon. Shhhh, I am not old. ‘Cause, then I can pick you up.

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Then I'll just have to break the rules instead. Mhm, that's, uh, that's exactly what I'm saying. You're a big boy, you'll get over it in no time. Yeah you are. Eighteen, practically a pensioner. How is me being tiny more fun, dork?

'Cause I'm the rule maker, duh. So basically, what you're saying, is that if I kissed you, you wouldn't like it at all? I'm hurt, Jones. Totally hurt. Shut up, I'm not old! That's good, though. I like that you're tiny. It's more fun.

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Liar. I'm an angel, I don't do mean. How come you get to make rules but when I do, they don't get to count, huh? I'm going to need to get a pin and pop your head in a minute, Quinn, I swear. Loving you wouldn't automatically give happiness. Ah, that's pretty cool then, oldie. Mhm, he is. I think he stole my growth genes.

Mhm, you’re pretty mean when you want to be. Uh, excuse you, those aren’t the rules. You know you love me. I know you love me. Don’t deny yourself the happiness. Uh, I think they’re like 24 and 26, but I’m not sure. I’m not ancient, shush. Is he like, a big dude?