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[LADY]:

There’s a pause, her steps still leading the way. Unsure of what this ‘Balancer’ was, her head tilted to the side. 'Messengers’? Was she talking about a certain Pokémon? There was one that came to mind, but she did not speak its common name. Still, this did sound like an interesting adventure, and she could use some time away from Aether. Experience here can only get her so far. She missed being out in the field.

“Do not fret, I think I may know whom you are speaking of. These 'messengers’, do you know what they look like?” Kamui wished to confirm her knowledge. With how this was going, would the stranger allow her to tag along?

“Some of them are with me right now,” She confirmed softly. She instead takes out her Pokedex, && while normally her Rotomdex was a chatty little thing, it booted up with barely a buzz of annoyance, pulling up a photo of the messengers in question. It was a small, flat little green creature, their distinctive shape something that she considered rather cute.

She shrugs, feeling uncomfortable as she does so. It still feels sacrilegious to even contemplate a task of this magnitude.

ˣGlowˣ

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@illunasionary - is this not moonmoon

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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Hello hello! This is an Indie SuMo rp blog for a displaced Sun protagonist to the Ultra Moon world. Please Like/Reblog && I’ll check out your blog!

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ooc. starter call.

it’s been dead over here. would anyone like a starter?

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Hello Pokémon RP Community!

Do you love community events? Are you looking for events to join but have no idea where to start your search? Do you feel like you’re missing out on cool events that don’t cross your dash because you’re not following the right crowd? Or maybe you want to organise an event but aren’t sure how to get people to find out about it?

Brought to you by three random nerds on the internet, this blog features open events from all over the community, from fancy charity balls to birthday parties to battle tournaments!

So how does this work?

Keep reading

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Hello hello! This is an Indie SuMo rp blog for a displaced Sun protagonist to the Ultra Moon world. Please Like/Reblog && I’ll check out your blog!

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OOC

FUCK. I’M SORRY.

The moral is kids, don’t have multiple blogs.

For reference, I am @laurelwrxathed

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OOC.

Do I owe anyone a reply?

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write the backstory of your url

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           One, I love hurting you                                 Two, I love your pain

INDEX - BIO - RULES

Howdy hey! Would you mind reblogging this if you’re interested in interacting with a very, very dark take on Giovanni (PKMN)? I’ll make sure to check everybody who interacts with this post out!

           Three, let’s get together and                                  Play the sinner’s game

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                             Sometimes there’s airplanes I can’t jump out             Sometimes there’s bullshit that don’t work now We are gods of stories, but please tell me                                                What there is to complain about?

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Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can't reply, just publish.

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                  i think i’m ready to meet more people in this community, so would you please like / reblog this if you’re willing to roleplay with a trainer red from the pokemon series? i’m selective but i promise i don’t bite. please read my rules before you follow, thank you kindly.

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[MR. WALLACE]:

he usually never went to meet the people he did wonder trades with. he usually didn’t even do wonder trades. nevertheless, shiny popplio with perfect temperament in his arms, he sauntered up to amaterasu to proclaim his happiness. yes, yes, that was her; he’d recognize his traded pokémon anywhere. oh, he felt at twinge of guilt for having given her barely anything in return–a feebas from his own milotic and gyarados, a creature of such high parentage who’d had the nerve to turn out unworthy of any other method of trade. 

she did look happy with the feebas, even though in truth the creature had been nothing but a disappointment. perhaps this woman was one of the lesser trainers who would feel blessed to receive any meager scrap that filtered down from such heights, take it in their hands and raise it to the skies thanking arceus for their treasure…

❝excuse me, ma’am, i believe you’re the woman who sent me this beautiful popplio,❞ he said, stroking the young creature’s frills affectionately. ❝she’s been a model pokémon in every way, and i just have to say thank you. i want to ask one thing, too. you must’ve known how absolutely darling she was, so why did you give her away? it reflects well on someone to give a good quality pokémon, but i was under the impression that people always kept the BEST to themselves.❞

only because that’s what YOU do, wallace, you psychologically projecting selfish fuck.

Feebas shrinks slightly, before poking his head out from where he had decided to hide from behind his trainer, the glistening set of scales that displayed his shininess on full display. Amaterasu looks up from where she had been coaching Feebas on the basics of a particularly spectacular move, && delivers the man a faint frown.

“I take it that you were the man who got Popplio?” She straightened, giving him a firm look. Her hands plant on her hips, && she gives him a firm look up && down. She’s several feet taller than him, which she uses every inch to her advantage, glad she chose to wear her favorite heels today. “While I appreciate your thanks, I do have to say that your regard of Feebas is a terrible estimation of his ability. “I’m sure that while Feebas may have been a little slower on the learning curve than some of your esteemed Pokemon, your choice to immediately dismiss his power as a lack of proper breeding or presentation is a deficit to your character.” She said firmly. “I’m sure you’ve been here long enough to understand that in Alola we practice makana o ke akua.” She said firmly. “That means Gift of the Divine. It’s a practice that when one gives something wonderful to someone who does not expect it, then they will be blessed with something equally divine in return.” Her firm gaze does not waver.

“While yes, human nature is selfish, that does not excuse your choice to assume that the Pokemon you breed or give are of a lesser quality. I’m sure that any skilled trainer of worth could train Feebas to beyond acceptable standards for combat or contest quality.” She states haughtily. “Pokemon, regardless of levels, typing, or breeding standards, are meant to be trained with nothing less than your full effort. Anything less is a disgrace.” The implication that Wallace was a lesser trainer for giving up his Pokemon certainly did not need to be said.

ˣWonderfulˣ

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                                             O, ARTEMIS!                                                           🌙

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The first images from CoroCoro have leaked and have revealed the latest news on Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon. As always, do note that translations are preliminary while we work on them. The image confirms that the forms shown on the boxarts are fusions of Solgaleo/Lunala and Necrozma. The Solgaleo style one is called “Necrozma Mane of Twilight”. Lunala’s is “Necrozma Wings of Dawn”. They have the signature moves of Solagelo & Lunala: Sunsteel Strike and Moongeist Beam . We’ll bring more as it comes.

Source: Serebii

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So I’ve run into the problem a lot where I literally cannot read people’s pages because the font is too small or the color schemes are unreadable to me, so please share this page “Textise.”

While it doesn’t make finding rules, etc. easier, it does help you read threads/pages if you are visually impaired and have a link to copy the page. Usually pages can be zoomed in, but sometimes the layout doesn’t allow for that so this could be helpful and it’s free!