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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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Seriously tho tumblr whats up with the tagging system
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I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
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dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.
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hi yeah i found out recently that the popular caramelldansen (you know. the one you know.) is actually a fucking nightcore remix and this is the original
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