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So yeah there were a lot of changes to alta live action that I don't like, but boy do I love that Oma and Shu very casually became lesbians!!

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The frog drawing I'm proud of vs the one everyone likes the most

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it’s a GREAT day to be bisexual

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Lemmings don't jump off of cliffs unless they're being chased. Frogs don't stay in boiling water unless they've been lobotomized first. Crabs don't pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don't exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

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[talking about zoro] oh, so is he like... yknow [limp hand gesture] a revenant?

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Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

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Can you imagine walking up to an actor and telling them, "So, your character is a powerful and feared Marine Vice-Admiral... and he wears this doggy hat."

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im so sorry for the person i will become once the one piece live action drops.

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every time my eyes come across a new one piece live action photo im like: that's horrifying. yeah maybe it'll work

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I love these guys! 🤣💖

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what if i bawl my eyes out and go into an emotional breakdown

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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why would anyone complain about the one piece live action anyway. the anime is doing incredibly great, it's not like theyre taking resources out of the original work or anything. it's just another adaptation. no one asked for it so we shouldnt even care if it's good or bad, just have fun with the extra one piece content lol

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LINES I QUOTE DAILY | Gilmore Girls, "Pilot"