lem0n-shark
lem0n-shark
Domesticated Bastard
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he/him • 21 • shitposts are under #thots • fandom blog is @lem0ns-shitshow • animal stuff is on @lem0ns-animals • picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1342558
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lem0n-shark · 3 hours ago
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starting a collection of whatever this is
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lem0n-shark · 4 hours ago
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literary kinsey scale time
i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming
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lem0n-shark · 17 hours ago
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tumblr is awful funny bc i feel like saying "guys hear me out" about a random conventionally attractive actor or whatever IS actually something you have to fight for/about. Here, that is an actual hear me out. You have to make them listen. You will be met with resistance . Scorn, even, perhaps. But if you say 'i jack off to brutalist structures on google images' people will shrug and accept it
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lem0n-shark · 20 hours ago
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so true
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lem0n-shark · 1 day ago
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Last chance to sign up :)
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Hi lovely people, as you know the sign-ups for my print giveaway end tomorrow (June 25). I'm so incredibly happy to have the opportunity to do this, it means a lot to me and my art journey🥹 I hope the winner will like their prize <3
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And in short about these two artworks - they tell about peace and inner joy of being with that one soul, the other half of yours. And there's also a silent observer, maybe it's fate? or maybe just a butterfly
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lem0n-shark · 1 day ago
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lem0n-shark · 1 day ago
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so true
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lem0n-shark · 1 day ago
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A village on the edge of a cliff, Yemen. 
By Peter Adams
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lem0n-shark · 2 days ago
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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lem0n-shark · 2 days ago
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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
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lem0n-shark · 2 days ago
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what the fuck
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lem0n-shark · 3 days ago
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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going
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lem0n-shark · 4 days ago
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nah I did not just read that alexander the great developed 'oedipus complex' in an article this author surely isn't using freud of all people to talk about alexander and olympias
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lem0n-shark · 4 days ago
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Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai
You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.
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lem0n-shark · 4 days ago
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Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai
You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.
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lem0n-shark · 4 days ago
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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
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